Very Serious Problem at Gym!

[Devon97]

THe situation: Been going to the same big fitness club gym for the last 9 years. Problem: since I have been going here so long there is a wide abundanceof :

1. people who I know from the past several years ago but havent seen in 6months who always fly over to me like bees to honey to shake my hand and offer unsolicited info and grill me up and down.  The thing is I don't give a shit about these people- so why the hell do they wanna talk to me so badly??

Solution: Haven't found one yet as these people are the biggest challange!

2. There are always guys(straight) (of all ages) who try to strike up a conversation with me. Usually asking me about an exercise /lift I am performing. Other times they ask me what my shirt says or if wearing a sports short they ask me if I am a fan of said team.

Solution: I now wear ipod headphones and avoid eye contact wth anyone. I also wear all my t-shirts inside-out to avoid and interrogation.

3. Gays who stare at me. 2 regulars who are very nasty. Solution:Purposfully started going to gym at times I know they won't be there.

This problem has escalated to the point now where I am going to flat out start being very rude to people. When I'm stretching out/warming up is when I am most vunerable to being approached as I am sitting prey for situation #1. 

I know Croatch hates to be approached by people when he is doing a serious set of leg press. So what advice can you guys offer? Solutions?

Natty wonder? Newmom? Disturbia? MrNobody? Kiwiol? QB? JNN?  Parker? Situation #1 has reached a critical mass!

[disturbia]

I'm pretty blunt with people like that. Usually I just say "Look, are we buddies or something? What did I miss? Why are you talking to me?"  Seems to make them go away.

[DK II]

Just wear one of these and ask people if they don't get the message when they still talk to you. Works for me.

[NaturalWonder83]

just act boring

[Hulkotron]

Stop wearing deodorant too.

vvv Haha that would work too I suppose!

[Nirvana]

Stop wearing deodorant too.

I was gonna say put on waaaay too much cologne (cheap like BOD or something), and eat viena sausages before you go to the gym

[johnnynoname]

Here's the solution to all your problems

Wear headphones and appear to be lost in your music and stare at the floor

[benchmstr]

i started going to the gym at 3:00-3:30 AM.....problem solved...its just me....and sometimes my workout partner, or fiance..

bench

[DK II]

Here's the solution to all your problems

Wear headphones and appear to be lost in your music and stare at the floor

bwhahahah, i love these guys!!

[Devon97]

I'm pretty blunt with people like that. Usually I just say "Look, are we buddies or something? What did I miss? Why are you talking to me?"  Seems to make them go away.

The worst problem is people I know from the past, but dont ever want to talk to. For some reason they are compelled to talk to me. SO honestly they do know me.

I like your style though D , which is why I honored you with my sig

[Devon97]

Here's the solution to all your problems

Wear headphones and appear to be lost in your music and stare at the floor

That would work w/ the people I don't know but problem is the people who I know from years past who havent seeen me in a year or 6 months. They hunt me down and get in front of me and try to talk to me. I HATE IT!

[disturbia]

The worst problem is people I know from the past, but dont ever want to talk to. For some reason they are compelled to talk to me. SO honestly they do know me.

I like your style though D , which is why I honored you with my sig

omg I never even saw that

I am truly honored

thank you

[lesaucer]

whats so hard to just say ''hey buddy how you doin ill talk to you after cause im training now alright bro'' and thats it, they will understand the message unless they are fucking retards. I know almost everyone at my gym, only gym in a small town.. people start to understand over time that when im training I wont talk about bullshit and now mostly just say hi, thats it.

[Nirvana]

turn every conversation into a drug selling opportunity, always offer discounts on insulin and synthol, and "friend prices" on nubain

[MichaelScottDM]

I have people on a regular basis coming up to me asking me about what i eat/workout routine etc.... Yesterday was by far a funny one.. A nice guy asked me my routine then proceeded to ask me if i was a professional bodybuilder. Now don't get me wrong, I could probably compete at local shows when eating right, but i just had to laugh. All in all, i just think these people are looking for some magic "secret" or "trick" that seems to be holding them back from making progress in the gym.

[Nirvana]

I have people on a regular basis coming up to me asking me about what i eat/workout routine etc.... Yesterday was by far a funny one.. A nice guy asked me my routine then proceeded to ask me if i was a professional bodybuilder. Now don't get me wrong, I could probably compete at local shows when eating right, but i just had to laugh. All in all, i just think these people are looking for some magic "secret" or "trick" that seems to be holding them back from making progress in the gym.

I like when they brag about taking a new supplement, recently for me everyone is proud of "nitric combustion"

little do they know it's just the gym owner selling crap products to make easy money off of the idiots.

[MichaelScottDM]

I like when they brag about taking a new supplement, recently for me everyone is proud of "nitric combustion"

little do they know it's just the gym owner selling crap products to make easy money off of the idiots.

I get this all the time. Like, oh have you tried the new NO2?? Or what about that new product from BSN?? I want to tell these guys, just freaking eat quality food and quit throwing away your money.

[Nirvana]

I get this all the time. Like, oh have you tried the new NO2?? Or what about that new product from BSN?? I want to tell these guys, just freaking eat quality food and quit throwing away your money.

"oh no my bench has went up 50lbs since yesterday, watch this" (fails with 200)

[Go Kart Mozart]

I get this all the time. Like, oh have you tried the new NO2?? Or what about that new product from BSN?? I want to tell these guys, just freaking eat quality food and quit throwing away your money.

No2 is the bomb ! lol

[nzmusclemonster]

Generally when I have this problem I take my shirt off and masturbate until I cum on my stomach and then I go and do lying hamstring curls.

[Go Kart Mozart]

Generally when I have this problem I take my shirt off and masturbate until I cum on my stomach and then I go and do lying hamstring curls.

[LatsMcGee]

I always go to the gym at very late hours so I do not have this problem,  I think the best thing is to just pretend like you're at the gym alone,  make everyone else obsolete and they'll know not to bother you. 

[wes]

Immediately grab the face and bite down hard on the nose of the first offender..........this should hopefully discourage others from trying to start up future conversations.

Try it,it has always worked for me in the past !

[fathead]

I usually train in black face or wear a mask like Lady Gaga

[WillGrant]

THe situation: Been going to the same big fitness club gym for the last 9 years. Problem: since I have been going here so long there is a wide abundanceof :

1. people who I know from the past several years ago but havent seen in 6months who always fly over to me like bees to honey to shake my hand and offer unsolicited info and grill me up and down.  The thing is I don't give a shit about these people- so why the hell do they wanna talk to me so badly??

Solution: Haven't found one yet as these people are the biggest challange!

2. There are always guys(straight) (of all ages) who try to strike up a conversation with me. Usually asking me about an exercise /lift I am performing. Other times they ask me what my shirt says or if wearing a sports short they ask me if I am a fan of said team.

Solution: I now wear ipod headphones and avoid eye contact wth anyone. I also wear all my t-shirts inside-out to avoid and interrogation.

3. Gays who stare at me. 2 regulars who are very nasty. Solution:Purposfully started going to gym at times I know they won't be there.

This problem has escalated to the point now where I am going to flat out start being very rude to people. When I'm stretching out/warming up is when I am most vunerable to being approached as I am sitting prey for situation #1. 

I know Croatch hates to be approached by people when he is doing a serious set of leg press. So what advice can you guys offer? Solutions?

Natty wonder? Newmom? Disturbia? MrNobody? Kiwiol? QB? JNN?  Parker? Situation #1 has reached a critical mass!

Solution = Stack Tren , Halo ,Suspension,Cheque Drops and the icing on the cake 2 grams of nandralone a week for some nasty PMS like sides...trust me within days people will stare well clear of you everywhere