Shock and Awe!
Hahah!! Some old man accidently piss in your face while you were changing his bedpan today, Mr Nurse?
Male nurse, hahahahahaHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! If I was you, Id be bitter too, I mean is there anything more emasculating that being a male nurse? Wearing a dress? Gay sex? No, even most homos are more manly than Male Nurse Mcmannus. Hahahahahah.
Gotta suck to know that all your female coworkers secretley point and laugh at you.