C'mon and just admit it to yourself (Take this test)

[Howard]

Which of you get big douchebags OVER 25:  ( Changed this from sappy,long survey to a shorter get big friendly format)

... live in your Mom's basement ?

[SF1900]

What is the point of this thread?

[disturbia]

here's Howards list

1. You cruise elementary schools looking for a piece

end of list

[che]

What is the point of this thread?

Exactly
 what's wrong with number 7 

[Flexb]

I'm pretty sure at least one or two of them would apply to all of us at one point after we were 21.  And wtf is wrong with living with your parents after your 21, much less 27 

[ThaRealist]

I think Howard has been on a mission of nothingness

[SF1900]

Exactly
 what's wrong with number 7 

I agree. Its a choice. Not everyone wants to get married or have a steady gf. Maybe someone prefers to just get laid. Its ignorant for Howard to push his moralistic views on everyone else   I guess if you haven't had a long term gf that makes you inferior. Geez, what a douche.

[chaos]

I agree. Its a choice. Not everyone wants to get married or have a steady gf. Maybe someone prefers to just get laid. Its ignorant for Howard to push his moralistic views on everyone else   I guess if you haven't had a long term gf that makes you inferior. Geez, what a douche.

LOL, guess somebody gets dumped alot after the chick discovers the elevator shoes.

[WillGrant]

I am curious as to how many of the situations listed below describes some of you douchebags OVER 21:

1. You live in your Mom's basement or still in your parents home .

2. You have some basic, dead end job right now with no real plans for a viable career.

3. You are your bros go out to hook up with ho's. You get drunk, and strike out 90% of the time and blame it on the stuck up bitches.

4. You have no health Insurance and/or retirement savings plan.

5. You would really love to do some cycles of serious roids. You would risk spending some serious $$ on it if you could.

6. Have no idea what you want to do for a career ?

7. You enjoy getting laid BUT never had a steady girl friend for more than 6 mos.


8. Knocked a girl up you never married and don't act like much of a father.

If one or more of these apply to YOU and you are over 21, think about some serious change in your lifestyle. I was a young, cocky douchebag years ago. I almost got bitch slapped by life BUT finally grew up. It it were NOT for a wake up call in the USMC, a painful divorce ( 1st wife) and my education, I would be a complete  loser and deadbeat today.

Dude you are boring , does noone turn up to yur classes is this why you are littering GB with shit ? or are you actualy only the janitor at this "supposed" college and not the teacher ?

[SF1900]

LOL, guess somebody gets dumped alot after the chick discovers the elevator shoes.

LOL!! Na, I have had plenty of long term gf's. Longest was almost 5 years. The trick is to make sure they NEVER discover the elevator shoes 

[SF1900]

Hmm, it will fall on deaf ears. I was just bored and figured I would post something that might get someone to think that is trugling in their life and is too scared or embarressed to admit it. I did some dumb shit in my 20's and regret the way I treated woman as well. I was a typical cocky meathead in my 20's.  Inside, down deep, I was scared as hell  that I would end up broke and a bum, without any woman to love me, just having hook ups and no meaning to life. Today many of you younger guys see me as a rambling older bore. I know I would make fun of me too when I was 25 yrs younger.
Treating a woman you love like a queen is so much better than just hooking up. Having a stable career is a major blessing and peace of mind.
I used to laugh at older guys that said what is in this post, I felt they were dull, middle aged fools . Inside I was scared but I would never admit it,THEN.
Earning  a stable, secure life and a woman's respect and admiration is so much better than any party , bro fest or BB meet.
I really don't know why I am bothering to write this. Maybe someone will read the words and decide to have the courage to stop being a punk and grow up to live like a man. BUT, with this bunch....hehe, I already know what is comming.

I only agree with having a stable career since most of live in a reality which requires us to pay bills. That is a given.

However, the meaning of life is very subjective. This is the meaning YOU attach to life. That doesn't mean other people have to abide by it. It doesn't make you any better than them. It doesn't make you right and them wrong.

[chaos]

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[The Abdominal Snoman]

I am curious as to how many of the situations listed below describes some of you douchebags OVER 21:

1. You live in your Mom's basement or still in your parents home .

2. You have some basic, dead end job right now with no real plans for a viable career.

3. You are your bros go out to hook up with ho's. You get drunk, and strike out 90% of the time and blame it on the stuck up bitches.

4. You have no health Insurance and/or retirement savings plan.

5. You would really love to do some cycles of serious roids. You would risk spending some serious $$ on it if you could.

6. Have no idea what you want to do for a career ?

7. You enjoy getting laid BUT never had a steady girl friend for more than 6 mos.


8. Knocked a girl up you never married and don't act like much of a father.

If one or more of these apply to YOU and you are over 21, think about some serious change in your lifestyle. I was a young, cocky douchebag years ago. I almost got bitch slapped by life BUT finally grew up. It it were NOT for a wake up call in the USMC, a painful divorce ( 1st wife) and my education, I would be a complete  loser and deadbeat today.

That problem with these questions is that you, being educated, are posting on Getbig after all these years. Lets assume 50% of the people on here answered yes to 3 or 4 of the questions. Wouldn't most educated people say fuck this place and move on to higher pastures? Surely they would understand that most here are not up to your standard.

What I take from this is need to believe that most people on here would answer "yes" to most of these questions. It gives you a sense of power. That and being a school teacher to little kids. (a womens job really wouldn't you say?) That alone would make you out to be one very insecure human being who doesn't fit in with grown ups and can only fit in with "the failures of society" or uneducated  as is Getbig in "your" eyes. Am I close?

The truth is Ringo "YOU'RE THE WEAK-AND WE'RE THE SHEPARD TYRANNY OF EVIL MAN". Now go gargle on a large set of hairy ballz like your dad showed you when you were a kid.

[Howard]

This post was out of place and pretty dumb for get big. I wish I could delete the entire thread but I can't , sorry.So I just made it a silly get big type question.
I didn't mean to come across as preachy or judging, just some wisdom to share I learned the hard way.
I am getting kinda old for this and may seem out of touch with you younger folks.
Get big is meant to fun, I was being a rambling old douche.

[Howard]

That problem with these questions is that you, being educated, are posting on Getbig after all these years. Lets assume 50% of the people on here answered yes to 3 or 4 of the questions. Wouldn't most educated people say fuck this place and move on to higher pastures? Surely they would understand that most here are not up to your standard.

What I take from this is need to believe that most people on here would answer "yes" to most of these questions. It gives you a sense of power. That and being a school teacher to little kids. (a womens job really wouldn't you say?) That alone would make you out to be one very insecure human being who doesn't fit in with grown ups and can only fit in with "the failures of society" or uneducated  as is Getbig in "your" eyes. Am I close?

The truth is Ringo "YOU'RE THE WEAK-AND WE'RE THE SHEPARD TYRANNY OF EVIL MAN". Now go gargle on a large set of hairy ballz like your dad showed you when you were a kid.

That Samueal L Jackson preachy advice video with this thread was priceless, good one ya got me with my mouth open

[The Abdominal Snoman]

This post was out of place and pretty dumb for get big. I wish I could delete the entire thread but I can't , sorry.So I just made it a silly get big type question.
I didn't mean to come across as preachy or judging, just some wisdom to share I learned the hard way.
I am getting kinda old for this and may seem out of touch with you younger folks.
Get big is meant to fun, I was being a rambling old douche.

You Sir are no Winston Wolf

[The Abdominal Snoman]

That Samueal L Jackson preachy advice video with this thread was priceless, good one ya got me with my mouth open

Relax playboy. You're talking to a computer bot that was programmed by a Jew who lives in his parents basement

[Howard]

That was another good one.

Look folks, I am full of crap about this challenge comeback getting back down to under 6% BF. I may have been there once many years ago, but I don't have the drive to do what it takes now. I am going to keep enjoying life. Truth be told I am a lot happeir just lifting, some running and doing my own thing. Take care , thanks for the laughs

[The Abdominal Snoman]

That was another good one.

Look folks, I am full of crap about this challenge comeback getting back down to under 6% BF. I may have been there once many years ago, but I don't have the drive to do what it takes now. I am going to keep enjoying life. Truth be told I am a lot happeir just lifting, some running and doing my own thing. Take care , thanks for the laughs

Thats probably because you are half in the bag. When you sober up tomorrow just get back on the diet and plug along. Someone on here said that Mike A. had bigger legs than you. Is that true?

[Howard]

I have no idea about who has bigger legs nor do I care. I don' drink booze and am kinda tired .
I just have too much fun doing stuff like going to an ATL Braves game , eating some pizza or hot dog and NOT having to worry about carbs or diet.  When I was really into doing shows, I always felt like I was missing out on fun and "life".
Working out in the gym, running and stuff makes me feel good, but down deep I have no desire to do all the crap it takes to compete again.
I know what it takes  and no longer feel as that sacrifice is worth it for me at least.

[Lundgren]

Lol someone's talking life seriously . Everything you do is meaningless and in the end way less fulfilling then you ever dreamed. Were overbread chimps, the only thing half valuable thing we can do is pass on our genetic code. And in the not too distance future we'll all be dead and forgotten. I'm not trying to be nihilist or anything, I take what I do seriously, but it's trip, riding first class or not still ends up in the grave.

[dustin]

Howard's probably sitting at home all by himself, twiddling his thumbs with satisfaction and a shit eating grin that someone needs to smack off his face.

No one gives a shit, Howard. You're a loser, you're not funny and no one likes you. Hope this helps.

[Van_Bilderass]

Howard's been on his own since probably 13-14 and STILL has shit for brains. Explain that!

[WillGrant]

[Schmoe Buster]

Howards Mom lives in my basement