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Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« on: August 15, 2010, 02:18:13 AM »
Who win?

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2010, 02:36:02 AM »
Couture is a mma fighter and a former alternative/reserve (whatever its called) olympic wrestler.

You do the math.

Im sure this was just a joke though  but incase any retards have their doubts lol.

where is that interview with sylvester when he mentioned how randy was just able to Throw dudes around at the set for the expanbles like nothing he has seen before lol.

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #2 on: August 15, 2010, 02:46:33 AM »
oh no shit?

how much does coutour weigh?

stone cold i think claimed a 480 bench at one point

is coutour liek 185?

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #3 on: August 15, 2010, 02:47:51 AM »
oh no shit?

how much does coutour weigh?

stone cold i think claimed a 480 bench at one point

is coutour liek 185?

205+

and 220 against lesnar I think,

either way he could ruin 99.999999% of every person he ever came across on this planet

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #4 on: August 15, 2010, 02:52:47 AM »
205+

and 220 against lesnar I think,

either way he could ruin 99.999999% of every person he ever came across on this planet



Not really, he has no chin.
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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #5 on: August 15, 2010, 02:56:12 AM »


Not really, he has no chin.

99.99999999999999999999% of the people wouldn't be able to even come close to testing it.

and yes he has a chin.

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #6 on: August 15, 2010, 03:10:04 AM »
Put it this way. In an open enviroment, i could see anybody with decent power putting him down.
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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #7 on: August 15, 2010, 03:13:52 AM »
Put it this way. In an open enviroment, i could see anybody with decent power putting him down.

and this is why I dont bother discussing mma on getbig :p

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #8 on: August 15, 2010, 03:18:51 AM »
and this is why I dont bother discussing mma on getbig :p


Have you ever seen Couture fight Swede? He has very bad movement standing and gets hurt easy. Someone who can punch cold clocks him in a bar, he isn't going to take it well.

He would take it better than your mancrush Lesnar though.

It must hurt to know that there are thousands of guys out there that would make Brock curl in to a ball crying.
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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #9 on: August 15, 2010, 03:34:13 AM »
You have to be kidding me.  Randy would school the rattlesnake.  Thank you.

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #10 on: August 15, 2010, 05:02:09 AM »
Swede is one of those people who think just because someone is an 'MMA fighter' that no one in the world could beat their ass ::) homo

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #11 on: August 15, 2010, 05:16:21 AM »
and this is why I dont bother discussing mma on getbig :p
Can we get this in writing so you stop those fukin men rubbing against men threads  :D

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #12 on: August 15, 2010, 07:30:19 AM »
99.99999999999999999999% of the people wouldn't be able to even come close to testing it.

and yes he has a chin.
Lol what about the supreme being, he was an olympic kickboxer for the heavy weight division. I'm sure given a year in his prime he could of done some damage.

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #13 on: August 15, 2010, 11:35:36 AM »
This is an absurd topic. Stone cold play fights in speedo's. Handy Couture is one of the best fighters in the world. End of story

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2010, 12:38:06 PM »
Who win?
randy c would tap the rattlesnake within 2 minutes tops.
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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2010, 02:05:37 PM »
Swede is one of those people who think just because someone is an 'MMA fighter' that no one in the world could beat their ass ::) homo

"Swede" is a real bad ass! You seen his pic!!Goatee beard, tattoos!! Dont mess!

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2010, 03:43:13 PM »
Dolph could take them both easy

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #17 on: August 16, 2010, 06:26:38 AM »
"Swede" is a real bad ass! You seen his pic!!Goatee beard, tattoos!! Dont mess!

Yeah bro, an internet badass whos attempt to look mean in the pic is hilarious, he looks like a teddy bear ;D

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #18 on: August 16, 2010, 09:29:36 AM »
"Have you ever seen Couture fight Swede?"

No, but I'd sure like to, you know, for the comic effect...

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #19 on: August 16, 2010, 09:36:10 AM »
stone cold...he just dosent give a fuck...



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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #20 on: August 16, 2010, 03:08:53 PM »
Van Damme would f*ck them both up

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #21 on: August 16, 2010, 03:19:52 PM »

Have you ever seen Couture fight Swede? He has very bad movement standing and gets hurt easy. Someone who can punch cold clocks him in a bar, he isn't going to take it well.

He would take it better than your mancrush Lesnar though.

It must hurt to know that there are thousands of guys out there that would make Brock curl in to a ball crying.

95% of people wouldn't have the power to hurt or KO Randy in a bar or off the street, let alone even get the chance to hit him

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2010, 03:22:54 PM »
Van Damme would f*ck them both up


Rey Mysterio would fuck Van Damme up.

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #23 on: August 17, 2010, 12:36:45 PM »
most people dont know this but rey mysterio is actually the coach in disguise

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Re: Couture vs stone cold in real life?
« Reply #24 on: August 17, 2010, 12:38:16 PM »
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