Cops--- Come on Ronnie just come down off of there. You can't be posing half naked in public
Ronnie Coleman--- Why can't I have my old job back being a cop?
Cops--- Well we told you along time ago that if you keep doing those heavy squats, that your ass was going to get way to fat to fit in the uniform
Cops---Someone grab the camera from the car. Lets just take some pictures of Ronnie. His wife is bound to show up looking for $20 dollars a photo. Then maybe she can talk him down.