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El Diablo Blanco

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Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« on: August 25, 2010, 08:25:05 AM »
Yesterday I had an interview at a new company.  The receptionist was an attractive girl in her early 20's.  The one thing is she has THE BEST FUCKING ASS I'VE EVER SEEN.  Seriously.  This thing was just awesome.  Small waist, and this ass just round and plump and no fat.  Just spectacular.

Would you guys or have any of you guys that worked in an office ever hit it with a co-worker?  For all my years in offices I always stay away from this.  Only once did an older VP come on to me, she wasn't attractive and I know hitting it would have meant moving up in the company.  We were visiting a client and having drinks in the hotel bar afterwards where she got all horny and started rubbing my dick under the table, I was considering heading back to her hotel room and the oddest fucking thing.  She lets out a stinker of a fart.  I'm not kidding.  I was instantly turned off.  I just got her more drunk, carried her to her room and dropped her on her bed.

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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #1 on: August 25, 2010, 08:29:18 AM »
Depends on the type of company. Small company, don't even thing about it. Big company, nobody gives a fuck who dates who. Just get to know her before just to check she's not the "Fatal Attraction" type.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2010, 08:35:15 AM »
pictures of said ink
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El Diablo Blanco

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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #3 on: August 25, 2010, 08:36:11 AM »
Quote from: MORTALCOIL on August 25, 2010, 08:29:18 AM
Depends on the type of company. Small company, don't even thing about it. Big company, nobody gives a fuck who dates who. Just get to know her before just to check she's not the "Fatal Attraction" type.

That's the problem. Unless you are planning to have a relation ship with a co-worker, just looking for a fuck is bad news and never ends well.

Damn bro.  I want to see that ass and the mud flaps above my face.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2010, 08:39:08 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on August 25, 2010, 08:36:11 AM
That's the problem. Unless you are planning to have a relation ship with a co-worker, just looking for a fuck is bad news and never ends well.

Damn bro.  I want to see that ass and the mud flaps above my face.

Meh in my experience it only works if she's a hoe that fucks everyone. Otherwise it will end at  some point(don't matter after how long) and make life akward.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2010, 08:41:43 AM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on August 25, 2010, 08:35:15 AM
pictures of said ink

Soon.  I don't think it would have been appropriate trying to a take a photo of her ass while I was in an interview, but when she was leading me to the conference room.  Nom Nom Nom.  I just wanted to bite that apple.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2010, 08:49:05 AM »
From my experience, fucking a co worker is never good but it's generally better than fucking a client if you're in business. Once again, if you're just about 7 people in an office, you're just looking for trouble because if she's not a fucked up number, you can be pretty sure that there will be a hater somewhere at least among the other people you work with.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2010, 09:00:19 AM »
99% of every girl I went out with (after my sports days) was from me doping business with them or they worked at the place (other than girls I met at the gym).  Heck I was flown to Vegas to strongarm a local businessman (with Tony Halme) and on the way out asked the receptionsit for her number.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2010, 09:36:45 AM »
Quote from: noworries on August 25, 2010, 09:00:19 AM
99% of every girl I went out with (after my sports days) was from me doping business with them or they worked at the place (other than girls I met at the gym).  Heck I was flown to Vegas to strongarm a local businessman (with Tony Halme) and on the way out asked the receptionsit for her number.
Doping business huh? I always knew you were a dealer  ;D
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2010, 09:44:44 AM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on August 25, 2010, 08:25:05 AM
Yesterday I had an interview at a new company.  The receptionist was an attractive girl in her early 20's.  The one thing is she has THE BEST FUCKING ASS I'VE EVER SEEN.  Seriously.  This thing was just awesome.  Small waist, and this ass just round and plump and no fat.  Just spectacular.

Would you guys or have any of you guys that worked in an office ever hit it with a co-worker?  For all my years in offices I always stay away from this.  Only once did an older VP come on to me, she wasn't attractive and I know hitting it would have meant moving up in the company.  We were visiting a client and having drinks in the hotel bar afterwards where she got all horny and started rubbing my dick under the table, I was considering heading back to her hotel room and the oddest fucking thing.  She lets out a stinker of a fart.  I'm not kidding.  I was instantly turned off.  I just got her more drunk, carried her to her room and dropped her on her bed.


other than a phat ass, what did she look like. You give visuals, man! Latina, Black, White? Short, tall, blonde, WTF...

I do know that other than the amenities at my current apt complex, what sealed the deal was this blonde who is smoking..Nice booty, breasts, outfits she hooks up, face is cute, and she knows that she is rocking too.

As far as dippin you pen in the company ink... 8) 8) 8)
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2010, 10:23:34 AM »
yeah, i think i dated someone at every job I ever had.  it's convenient, you have a few things in common, and messing around at work (on the clock) is like you're screwing the girl - and your boss- at the same time.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2010, 12:50:40 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on August 25, 2010, 08:25:05 AM
Yesterday I had an interview at a new company.  The receptionist was an attractive girl in her early 20's.  The one thing is she has THE BEST FUCKING ASS I'VE EVER SEEN.  Seriously.  This thing was just awesome.  Small waist, and this ass just round and plump and no fat.  Just spectacular.

Would you guys or have any of you guys that worked in an office ever hit it with a co-worker?  For all my years in offices I always stay away from this.  Only once did an older VP come on to me, she wasn't attractive and I know hitting it would have meant moving up in the company.  We were visiting a client and having drinks in the hotel bar afterwards where she got all horny and started rubbing my dick under the table, I was considering heading back to her hotel room and the oddest fucking thing.  She lets out a stinker of a fart.  I'm not kidding.  I was instantly turned off.  I just got her more drunk, carried her to her room and dropped her on her bed.



She has kids.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2010, 04:27:03 PM »
pics or she's not real lol
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2010, 05:05:44 PM »
Quote from: mon_of_steele on August 25, 2010, 08:25:05 AM
Yesterday I had an interview at a new company.  The receptionist was an attractive girl in her early 20's.  The one thing is she has THE BEST FUCKING ASS I'VE EVER SEEN.  Seriously.  This thing was just awesome.  Small waist, and this ass just round and plump and no fat.  Just spectacular.

Would you guys or have any of you guys that worked in an office ever hit it with a co-worker?  For all my years in offices I always stay away from this.  Only once did an older VP come on to me, she wasn't attractive and I know hitting it would have meant moving up in the company.  We were visiting a client and having drinks in the hotel bar afterwards where she got all horny and started rubbing my dick under the table, I was considering heading back to her hotel room and the oddest fucking thing.  She lets out a stinker of a fart.  I'm not kidding.  I was instantly turned off.  I just got her more drunk, carried her to her room and dropped her on her bed.



So youll be thinking of her while you bang the office fatty?  Good for you.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #14 on: August 25, 2010, 05:14:52 PM »
Just don't carb up during sex or you might overexpand and rupture her vagina.
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #15 on: August 25, 2010, 05:19:58 PM »
dont do it...i have done it several times before, and it never has ended well....

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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #16 on: August 25, 2010, 05:21:27 PM »
i always had good lucking fuckin a coworker, they bring you/take you out to lunch everyday, give you a blowjob in the car for lunch or after work, its a win win situation
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #17 on: August 25, 2010, 05:22:13 PM »
Quote from: benchmstr on August 25, 2010, 05:19:58 PM
dont do it...i have done it several times before, and it never has ended well....

bench

You didn't get off?
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Re: Dipping your pen in the company ink. Would you do it?
« Reply #18 on: August 25, 2010, 05:22:50 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on August 25, 2010, 05:22:13 PM
You didn't get off?
i wish i didnt...

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