you shouldn't put pics of your mom on here - guys will photoshop her with cocks in her mouth etc 
you do realise you are not funny, right?
like not in the least.
i feel almost bad for you- your an unhealthy, obese, destitute shut-in who im sure rubs people in life the wrong way within the first 20 seconds of meeting you. you're the fat kid that everyone picked on in public school, and still are- thats the thing about guys like you- you can never grow out of people just not liking you.
here- have some pity- go on, take it. god knows you deserve some.