I had a kebab last night

[dbdb]

Found out the heed gasket on me van is jigger jogged.

its going to cost me a pretty penny. If it wasnt for her id burn the fucker.

so i had some bottles of Tiger lager and a bloody MT Bellys special kebab to cheer myself up last night.

its a good job its cardio day!!! even the cycle looked at me dissaprovingly this morning 

just thought id share that.

[Tapeworm]

[dbdb]

superb!! 

[Cleanest Natural]

is that what u call your boyfriend's dick ?

[kiwiol]

Did you thank Ironneck for making the kebab?

[Tapeworm]

Pics of the stolen street signs or it never happened.

[bradistani]

Found out the heed gasket on me van is jigger jogged.

its going to cost me a pretty penny. If it wasnt for her id burn the fucker.

so i had some bottles of Tiger lager and a bloody MT Bellys special kebab to cheer myself up last night.

its a good job its cardio day!!! even the cycle looked at me dissaprovingly this morning 

just thought id share that.

what meat? i love it with chicken, not so much the elephant leg meat. there's a keebab place near me that is fucking awsome. i swear, even though i can be a real greedy fucker at times, i really struggle to finish one they're that massive.

[wes]

How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?

[The Showstoppa]

is that what u call your boyfriend's dick ?

   I think he just misspelled his name.....should have read KeBOB.

[kiwiol]

How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?

Less time than it takes for a thread to load in Getbig.

[The Showstoppa]

Less time than it takes for a thread to load in Getbig.

Ba-dump......tchsssssssssssssssss !!!!

[wes]

Less time than it takes for a thread to load in Getbig.

DOH !! 

[perfect zen]

How long would it take a grasshopper with a wooden leg to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?

The greatest victor wins without a battle. Yield and you need not break.

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