Author Topic: Can you spot benchmstr in this pic? (Read 4966 times)

benchmstr · « **Reply #1 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:27:47 PM »

HELP ME FIND THAT HAT!!!!

i must own one before the end of the week!!!!

bench

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #2 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:28:38 PM »

I have no idea.....maybe google bench hat?

mass 04 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:32:19 PM »

http://www.reemclothing.com/Mens-Clothing/Mens-Designer-Caps-&-Hats.html

benchmstr · « **Reply #4 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:32:31 PM »

i figured it was for like a tool company like "benchmade", or "benchmark"....but NO!!!....its a douchbag trucker hat company....bench is in disgust!!!

http://www.play.com/Clothing/Accessories/4-/3513910/Bench-Women-Hat-And-Scarf-Gift-Set/Product.html

http://www.brandneusense.com/clothes/bench-hats.html

http://www.surfdome.com/Bench_Hats-382/147

if they have shirts i shall get one......cause all i wear anymore are surf shirts.....but the hats are a no go!!!

bench

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #5 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:33:21 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on August 31, 2010, 01:32:19 PM

http://www.reemclothing.com/Mens-Clothing/Mens-Designer-Caps-&-Hats.html

mass is a regular Columbo....

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #6 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:36:42 PM »

i would drown 26 newborn puppies in a bath tub just for the chance to lick her vagina flaps once.

~UN_$ung~ · « **Reply #7 on:** August 31, 2010, 01:39:20 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on August 31, 2010, 01:36:42 PM

i would drown 26 newborn puppies in a bath tub just for the chance to lick her vagina flaps once.

i would sell my own mother into white slavery just to watch her take a piss......

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #8 on:** August 31, 2010, 03:24:22 PM »

Quote from: ~UN_$ung~ on August 31, 2010, 01:39:20 PM

i would sell my own mother into white slavery just to watch her take a piss......

id drag my balls through 3 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie

TacoBell · « **Reply #9 on:** August 31, 2010, 03:42:24 PM »

I didnt even notice the hat, I just saw a clearly homosexual man paying attention to anything other than those girls....

dr.chimps · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2010, 03:45:06 PM »

Trick question. If you noticed anything beyond the skanks, you're in seva territory.

Master Blaster · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2010, 04:22:27 PM »

Quote from: TacoBell on August 31, 2010, 03:42:24 PM

I didnt even notice the hat, I just saw a clearly homosexual man paying attention to anything other than those girls....

yep

Howard · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2010, 04:26:57 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on August 31, 2010, 03:24:22 PM

id drag my balls through 3 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart over a walkie talkie

I agree.
I never understood why so many guys feel the need to always wear a cap with some dumb logo or saying on it.

War-Horse · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2010, 08:09:31 PM »

Quote from: Howard on August 31, 2010, 04:26:57 PM

I agree.
I never understood why so many guys feel the need to always wear a cap with some dumb logo or saying on it.

I guess you never played baseball....

chaos · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2010, 08:14:31 PM »

Quote from: The Showstoppa on August 31, 2010, 01:26:40 PM

bench is a chick

MB_722 · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2010, 10:54:28 PM »

all I saw was girls until you homos pointed out the hat.

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #16 on:** September 01, 2010, 05:20:03 AM »

Seems like there are alot of the Maxim crowd in this thread who aren't man enough to buy any real porn, so these pics get them all fired up...

Tito24 · « **Reply #17 on:** September 01, 2010, 05:36:02 AM »

haha yes "benchmstr" is the type of guy who goes to the local videostore to rent army boys taking a break. copys it at home and returns "angry" to the video store clerk saying "are you out of your mind!! you just borrowed me a gay porn movie!! i thought it was something like tour of duty?!!" as the clerk is rolling his eyes.

CalvinH · « **Reply #18 on:** September 01, 2010, 06:49:44 AM »

Mmmm.....ice cream.

ManBearPig... · « **Reply #19 on:** September 01, 2010, 07:05:18 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on September 01, 2010, 05:36:02 AM

haha yes "benchmstr" is the type of guy who goes to the local videostore to rent army boys taking a break. copys it at home and returns "angry" to the video store clerk saying "are you out of your mind!! you just borrowed me a gay porn movie!! i thought it was something like tour of duty?!!" as the clerk is rolling his eyes.

lulz

Stark · « **Reply #20 on:** September 01, 2010, 09:00:37 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on September 01, 2010, 05:36:02 AM

haha yes "benchmstr" is the type of guy who goes to the local videostore to rent army boys taking a break. copys it at home and returns "angry" to the video store clerk saying "are you out of your mind!! you just borrowed me a gay porn movie!! i thought it was something like tour of duty?!!" as the clerk is rolling his eyes.

lol that sounds so like Dave

Danimal77 · « **Reply #21 on:** September 01, 2010, 08:53:41 PM »

Quote from: mass 04 on August 31, 2010, 01:32:19 PM

http://www.reemclothing.com/Mens-Clothing/Mens-Designer-Caps-&-Hats.html

The hat model in that link looks like Lars Ulrich from Metallica

Tapeworm · « **Reply #22 on:** September 02, 2010, 08:00:28 AM »

Tito24 · « **Reply #23 on:** September 02, 2010, 08:15:59 AM »

Quote from: Tito24 on September 01, 2010, 05:36:02 AM

haha yes "benchmstr" is the type of guy who goes to the local videostore to rent army boys taking a break. copys it at home and returns "angry" to the video store clerk saying "are you out of your mind!! you just borrowed me a gay porn movie!! i thought it was something like tour of duty?!!" as the clerk is rolling his eyes.

haha.