It wears the tightest little shorts possible..
It goes to probably the busiest public place in the Western world..
It puts its legs in the air and starts spreading..using a chair as a prop to aid the maximum spreadability..
It brings its mother (?) to watch and cockblock..
It complains that it was filmed in the most public of public places in the world..
It moves on, taking the chair/prop, to attention whore and complain elsewhere..