Jump in your ferrari and head to the coast of NC. Posing thong optional (but encouraged), hit a few mandatories. That twink hurricane "Earl" will haul ass back to the Bahamas faster than jtsunami to the Blue Oyster on muscle bear drinks free night.
hahaha.....it's the "Battle on the Beach" I'm thinkin' Earl would put an ass beatin' on me......maybe if I take some glitter for my glutes, I could stem the tide....