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marty31672

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i need some help
« on: September 01, 2010, 09:55:56 PM »
i could use some advise on how to get my life back.
my wife is with her sister now and i still go to the clubs.
i dont have much left in my savings bank and it was supposed to be used for her surgery.
thank you to all my friends in getbig
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #1 on: September 01, 2010, 10:03:27 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on September 01, 2010, 09:55:56 PM
i could use some advise on how to get my life back.
my wife is with her sister now and i still go to the clubs.
i dont have much left in my savings bank and it was supposed to be used for her surgery.
thank you to all my friends in getbig
PERFORM SURGERY YOURSELF  ;)
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marty31672

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Re: i need some help
« Reply #2 on: September 01, 2010, 10:04:14 PM »
Quote from: bigkubby on September 01, 2010, 10:03:27 PM
PERFORM SURGERY YOURSELF  ;)

i cant its for her back you have to be an expert to do that stuff
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2010, 10:08:03 PM »
loan?
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2010, 10:08:33 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on September 01, 2010, 09:55:56 PM
i could use some advise on how to get my life back.
my wife is with her sister now and i still go to the clubs.
i dont have much left in my savings bank and it was supposed to be used for her surgery.
thank you to all my friends in getbig

You could wait for 'Obamacare" to kick in...hahahahahaha!
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marty31672

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Re: i need some help
« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2010, 10:11:22 PM »
i can make some money at my job but the problem is i spend it in the strip clubs
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2010, 10:15:56 PM »
Quote from: marty31672 on September 01, 2010, 09:55:56 PM
i could use some advise on how to get my life back.
my wife is with her sister now and i still go to the clubs.
i dont have much left in my savings bank and it was supposed to be used for her surgery.
thank you to all my friends in getbig

- Not much information here guy. But, if I am reading your post correctly you blew your wife's surgery money on yourself. What kind of help do you think you have coming at this point? Don't expect anyone to bail you out. You got her into this mess, now man up and figure out how to fix this. Quit the clubs and get an additional job if need be. Own your fuck-up and resolve yourself to do whatever it takes to make it right within the limits of the law. Quit worrying about your life and start worrying about living up to your responsibilities as a husband. If you are lucky, she'll forgive you. Grow up fellow.

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marty31672

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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2010, 10:19:58 PM »
Quote from: Primemuscle on September 01, 2010, 10:15:56 PM
- Not much information here guy. But, if I am reading your post correctly you blew your wife's surgery money on yourself. What kind of help do you think you have coming at this point? Don't expect anyone to bail you out. You got her into this mess, now man up and figure out how to fix this. Quit the clubs and get an additional job if need be. Own your fuck-up and resolve yourself to do whatever it takes to make it right within the limits of the law. Quit worrying about your life and start worrying about living up to your responsibilities as a husband. If you are lucky, she'll forgive you. Grow up fellow.

thank you this is actually pretty helpful

do you have any advise though on how to stop going to the strip clubs?
my wife moved out to live with her sister for awhile and it gets lonely i miss having the company of a woman so i go to the club but its so expensive especially since i dont really make alot of money
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« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2010, 02:01:06 AM »
Have her do reverse hypers while you masturbate.
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #9 on: September 02, 2010, 03:39:33 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on September 01, 2010, 09:55:56 PM
i could use some advise on how to get my life back.
my wife is with her sister now and i still go to the clubs.
i dont have much left in my savings bank and it was supposed to be used for her surgery.
thank you to all my friends in getbig
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #10 on: September 02, 2010, 05:32:21 AM »
sell a kidney, half your liver etc...
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #11 on: September 02, 2010, 05:48:16 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on September 01, 2010, 09:55:56 PM
i could use some advise on how to get my life back.
my wife is with her sister now and i still go to the clubs.
i dont have much left in my savings bank and it was supposed to be used for her surgery.
thank you to all my friends in getbig

ahahahaah ,this guy is ridiculously funny!!!

MAybe you should sleep with your wife's sister to get her on your side so she can talk your wife into coming back to you again?
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« Reply #12 on: September 02, 2010, 05:55:01 AM »
sell blood and semen
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #13 on: September 02, 2010, 05:56:00 AM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on September 02, 2010, 02:01:06 AM
Have her do reverse hypers while you masturbate.

Yes, the answer to most of life's big questions.
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« Reply #14 on: September 02, 2010, 05:57:02 AM »
Have her go to a local chain store....."slip" on some liquid on the floor......which you will put there ahead of time....and let insurance/law suit pay for the surgery.  Be sure she really takes a dive since they have surveillance cams.....and be sure to bang the sister while the wife recovers.....its a win for all !!!
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« Reply #15 on: September 02, 2010, 06:00:04 AM »
You could also start selling drugs and getting into prostitution.

Your wife will appreciate that you pimp a few hookers for her to get the money back you spent in the strip club!
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« Reply #16 on: September 02, 2010, 06:01:06 AM »
Quote from: DonkeyKong on September 02, 2010, 06:00:04 AM
You could also start selling drugs and getting into prostitution.

Your wife will appreciate that you pimp a few hookers for her to get the money back you spent in the strip club!

He could always become a gay porn fluffer thereby "saving" himself for his wife.
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #17 on: September 02, 2010, 06:03:22 AM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 02, 2010, 06:01:06 AM
He could always become a gay porn fluffer thereby "saving" himself for his wife.

Too late, i bet he already did that, bwaahaahah.
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« Reply #18 on: September 02, 2010, 06:06:58 AM »
Send Seva some money to get you a romanian orphan to adopt (the guy is connectted). Probably won't cost you more than a couple hundred $ considering the shithole that country is. Dismember him, sell his organs on e bay and get your life back on track.
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #19 on: September 02, 2010, 06:08:27 AM »
Quote from: marty31672 on September 01, 2010, 09:55:56 PM
i could use some advise on how to get my life back.
my wife is with her sister now and i still go to the clubs.
i dont have much left in my savings bank and it was supposed to be used for her surgery.
thank you to all my friends in getbig
Spend the money, the wife dies, your problems are over. Basic logic.
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #20 on: September 02, 2010, 06:08:59 AM »
who cares.....in 2 years we will all be dead anyway. Except me of course. I have a plan...
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #21 on: September 02, 2010, 06:19:25 AM »
Quote from: phreak on September 02, 2010, 06:08:27 AM
Spend the money, the wife dies, your problems are over. Basic logic.

you forgot that he can soothe the wife's sister a bit after the death as well!
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #22 on: September 02, 2010, 07:03:13 AM »
Hello Marty. I think you need to get your addiction to strip clubs under control. This is the only way. If not, you will keep wasting money there. Perhaps you should seek professional treatment for this addiction. You know I am here for you, and I will support you during your hard times.

Your friend,

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Re: i need some help
« Reply #23 on: September 02, 2010, 07:28:24 AM »
Wait, you got rid of the wife, you are hitting the strip clubs every night, seems like you have a better life now.  Why would you want your pathetic old wife life back?
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Re: i need some help
« Reply #24 on: September 02, 2010, 07:36:09 AM »
marty is the BEST!!
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