Katy Perry: Annoying F^cking C^nt!

[mass 04]

She's a cock tease.

[~UN_$ung~]

She's got that "dumb as fuck and will fuck anyone it takes to sell another cd" look to her.

True?

like if you open her head up.........she physically has tumbleweeds blowing and crickets chirping where here brain is supposed to be


yeh, i bet on the way up she did plenty of sessions on the casting couch..........


i have never saw a face so empty and bereft of analytical thought  

[affeman]

She looks pretty decent without make-up, compared to others. Almost better than over-styled.

[G_Thang]

Her boyfriend is legendary.

shit...i thought that was her before the sex change.

this perry chick sucks...and her f@g boyfriend.

[tendonitis]

like if you open her head up.........she physically has tumbleweeds blowing and crickets chirping where here brain is supposed to be


yeh, i bet on the way up she did plenty of sessions on the casting couch..........


i have never saw a face so empty and bereft of analytical thought  

Got that same vacant look in her eyes that MattT has. Nothing going on in that head but a bugs bunny cartoon.

[~UN_$ung~]

i saw 3 or 4 girls prettier then her at the grocery store today


she sucks without that ridiculous stage makeup she parades around in..............and she is actuallly being pushed as the new sex symbol.........little pale dump



that the entertainment industry. she probably has rich parents that threw money at producers and stylists, they created an image for her, and now people on here are convinced she is georgeous............tho ugh you could probably go out to your local club tonight, and bring home a girl twice as pretty as her

[myt1]

she is actually a very mediocre looking girl.................ANY ONE, with a decent body, and a face that isnt disfigured can look like  a stunner when they have the best wardrobe consultants, stylists, and make-up artists spending two hours getting them ready every time they step out into public



here is a crotch shot of this pig,,,,,,,,,,,

This picture doesn't help your argument.  I don't think they dressed up her crotch

[arce1988]

 Yawn

[webcake]

she's hot. Nice titties.

[bradistani]

i saw 3 or 4 girls prettier then her at the grocery store today


she sucks without that ridiculous stage makeup she parades around in..............and she is actuallly being pushed as the new sex symbol.........little pale dump



that the entertainment industry. she probably has rich parents that threw money at producers and stylists, they created an image for her, and now people on here are convinced she is georgeous............tho ugh you could probably go out to your local club tonight, and bring home a girl twice as pretty as her

i think she looks great without the makeup.

are you a sissy? you don't seem to like (resent, even) females

[tallgerman]

Her hubby is a wak job and I mean that in the liek blow his head off I don't want to see even commrcials for bad movies he is in.

Katy is cute as a button and I would love to come on her face.

http://stereogum.com/img/vmas_2008/katy_perry.jpg

[The Abdominal Snoman]

She looks pretty decent without make-up, compared to others. Almost better than over-styled.

Is that fat Alex with dyed dark hair to the right of her?

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Her hubby is a wak job and I mean that in the liek blow his head off I don't want to see even commrcials for bad movies he is in.

Katy is cute as a button and I would love to come on her face.

http://stereogum.com/img/vmas_2008/katy_perry.jpg

I've heard rumors that she was a girl(sex slave) who lived in the tunnels under Washington DC and Vegas and some Senators rep saved her and made her a star. Fucked up world we live in either way

[WillGrant]

she's, actually, SMOKING HOT..

....she just suffers from the "Christina Aguilera syndrome" where a REALLY hot girl dates/marries a REALLY ugly guy

when that happens, it totally ruins the girl

Johnny are you hoping one of these girls will give you the time of day or dont you think they will go that ugly ?

[Master Blaster]

i saw 3 or 4 girls prettier then her at the grocery store today


she sucks without that ridiculous stage makeup she parades around in..............and she is actuallly being pushed as the new sex symbol.........little pale dump



that the entertainment industry. she probably has rich parents that threw money at producers and stylists, they created an image for her, and now people on here are convinced she is georgeous............tho ugh you could probably go out to your local club tonight, and bring home a girl twice as pretty as her

I find that most young women look better without makeup.


-master

[The Abdominal Snoman]

Is that fat Alex with dyed dark hair to the right of her?

begging to be chopped with fat Alex's image

[The Abdominal Snoman]

she's, actually, SMOKING HOT..

....she just suffers from the "Christina Aguilera syndrome" where a REALLY hot girl dates/marries a REALLY ugly guy

when that happens, it totally ruins the girl

I don't give a fuck about a ruined girl. When I see what you say, Philosophy 101 kicks in and I realize that the bitch is totally insecure and her ego can't stand a good looking guy standing next to her. Hell Forest Gump could then move in for the kill. Candy from a baby. Baby

[Immortal_Technique]

haha, I have that issue of Flex.  Actually, that acticle this pic was used in was quite good.  Strong dudes.

Yeah I have that Flex too. Did it make you wonder if doing like 750lb for a couple of reps wasn't the best way to grow big legs?

[johnnynoname]

so, it is official

everyone on this website is doing that "oh she isn't that hot/I wouldn't fuck her in real life thing/pretending to be a superstud on the internet thing" , huh

face it you mother fuckers- we would all fuck her given the chance- STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES

[Wiggs]

so, it is official

everyone on this website is doing that "oh she isn't that hot/I wouldn't fuck her in real life thing/pretending to be a superstud on the internet thing" , huh

face it you mother fuckers- we would all fuck her given the chance- STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES

Relax Sal no one said they wouldn't fuck her, their just saying she aint all that and she aint.

[Evo]

so, it is official

everyone on this website is doing that "oh she isn't that hot/I wouldn't fuck her in real life thing/pretending to be a superstud on the internet thing" , huh

face it you mother fuckers- we would all fuck her given the chance- STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES

BOOM! Exactly,,,no one on here would pass on that.

[ThaRealist]

I would bang the fuck out of Katy Perry!!! Christian up bringing...Mmmm I love to sodomize christians

[Purple Aki]

Awesome tits on her, but she does have bulgy eyes that are reminiscent of a BSE infected cow that's about to be given the good news with a stun gun.

[Parker]

so, it is official

everyone on this website is doing that "oh she isn't that hot/I wouldn't fuck her in real life thing/pretending to be a superstud on the internet thing" , huh

face it you mother fuckers- we would all fuck her given the chance- STOP LYING TO YOURSELVES

We'd all hit it, but here is the real question:Would she let us?

[Tito24]

i still would want to beat her skull in with a hammer