Can one of you guys psychoanalize this for me?
Dream:
I wake up in Hawaii (my favorite place on the planet). It's a black sand beach. I walk up to it and touch the water. I'm not dreaming. I look around and my wife's sitting there, but she's not fat and all her stretch marks are gone. She looks like she did when I met her, tan and 50 lbs lighter with long hair.
I go up to her and we start making out, all animal like, you know how Mexicans do in public. I'm all over her. She smiles and says "let's go to our room". I go there, and on the way there, as we're walking, I realize i'm in some kind of a movie and i'm the star of the movie. Anyways, we walk up to the place. Still Hawaii, but looks like one of those Italian seaside villas. I realize this is a movie again. Gary Cole walks out and says "back from the beach , guys?" I go "yeah, Gary" and he rols his head around and goes "what did you call me?" and I wink. I'm some kind of a cool guy who knows it's Gary Cole, but he's playing a guy with a different name. He smiles in that "this guy knows my real name's Gary" kind of way.
So my wife goes, give me a minute, i have to go get ready. This is a pivotal point of the dream. She walks away.
I go up to Gary Cole and we start bullshitting. I tell him me and my wife were born in the same town (I must've known this beforehand, cuz i just looked it up on wikipedia and it's true). So we're laughing away, and from behind the curtain (villa had curtains for doors) of our room my wife peaks out in one of those I dream of Jeanie outfits....with her sister matched in the same outfit! They're both sitting there, you can see completely through their clothes. Now, I don't care who you are and how ugly your sister in law is, you want to fuck her. This is even more of a case with me because my sister in law is a 6 year younger , bigger tittied version of my wife..50 lbs lighter and without stretch marks. My wife goes "since it's so perfect here, i thought i'd make your fantasy come true". As I'm trying to figure out where it might've slipped that i want to fuck my sister in law...the front door of the villa opens.
It's my fucking mom! I'm like, "what are you doing here! I'm on vacation!" The reason behind this being severely shocking to me is that my parents are annoying as fuck and call or come over during the most inappropriate moments for the stupidest shit. So she's standing there and goes "your father was making me angry with his boat crap so i left and came here to hang out with you guys." (My dad just bought some fixer upper piece of shit boat for like 200 bucks and has already sank like 4,000 dollars into it, and it still won't work, but he's been annoying the shit out of everyone to help him with it).
So i look to Gary Cole and i go "Birdman, that is my wife and my sister in law who want to do all sorts of vile shit to me. My dick's exploding just thinking about it, and my fucking mom followed me here to ruin this moment for me, just like she fucking ruins everything else".
Just as Gary was gonna say something, I woke up.
Thoughts?
