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I have this bitch of a friend....
« on: September 04, 2010, 06:25:25 PM »
I'm at a buddies house last week and he tells me a mutual friend from high school gets beat up emotionally and sometimes physically. I LMAO and told him to give me instances.  He gave me a couple and one was when they did their draft for fantasy football he had to sneak on the computer and told everyone not to tell his wife he was playing...At that point I LMAO again. 

Anywho I'm going to a BBQ to tomorrow and this guy and his wife will be there.  I was told I'll see first hand.  I told my wife about it and she said jokingly, "I need to hang out with her"...I said with a stern face, "Not in a million years" and went back to my computer....

What should I do at the BBQ to this bitch and what can I do to get my buddy back?  I fear he may be too far gone... :'(
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2010, 06:27:33 PM »
how old r you..

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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2010, 06:28:08 PM »
Focus on puttin the women in check if she is hot so it may be a peice on side....Continue from there....
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2010, 06:29:47 PM »
I would get him high and explain to him that pussy is a dime a dozen.  Take him out for a night...Wiggs style boot camp.

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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2010, 06:32:42 PM »
I would get him high and explain to him that pussy is a dime a dozen.  Take him out for a night...Wiggs style boot camp.

You do know that Wiggs is in his 30's lol
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2010, 06:33:42 PM »
He sounds like the type of guy who is into cuckold-you are in there Miltz

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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2010, 06:34:57 PM »
Wiggs sounds like the bitch here

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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2010, 06:35:46 PM »
how old r you..

Old enough to know why you asked that question Herr Untenmann
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2010, 06:36:02 PM »
A man can only get his balls back himself, sorry. You can only offer encouragement. If she put them on the top shelf, tell him he can  use a stool...

A man should never, ever let a woman have his balls, because she will keep them and never give them back

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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #9 on: September 04, 2010, 06:37:01 PM »
A man can only get his balls back himself, sorry. You can only offer encouragement. If she put them on the top shelf, tell him he can  use a stool...

A man should never, ever let a woman have his balls, because she will keep them and never give them back
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #10 on: September 04, 2010, 06:37:13 PM »
sounds like he's already too far gone to be saved.  you've got to set bitches straight from the get-go

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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #11 on: September 04, 2010, 06:37:33 PM »
Wiggs sounds like the bitch here

I'll cut you up into tiny pieces and put you in a deli sandwich and feed you to fa gg ots you nutcase.
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #12 on: September 04, 2010, 06:37:52 PM »
A man can only get his balls back himself, sorry. You can only offer encouragement. If she put them on the top shelf, tell him he can  use a stool...

A man should never, ever let a woman have his balls, because she will keep them and never give them back

100% agreed
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #13 on: September 04, 2010, 06:38:42 PM »
He sounds like the type of guy who is into cuckold-you are in there Miltz

No thanks...BTW this guy is a Marine...honorably discharged...I don't understand how this can happen especially to him...You'd have to know him...It's fucking sad and funny.
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #14 on: September 04, 2010, 06:39:01 PM »
I'll cut you up into tiny pieces and put you in a deli sandwich and feed you to fa gg ots you nutcase.

No need to go Patrick Bateman on him "bro"
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2010, 06:39:53 PM »
A man can only get his balls back himself, sorry. You can only offer encouragement. If she put them on the top shelf, tell him he can  use a stool...

A man should never, ever let a woman have his balls, because she will keep them and never give them back

Perhaps you are right....When this guy comes to his senses one day, I have no doubt he'll kill her.  Just remember you heard it here first.
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #16 on: September 04, 2010, 06:42:34 PM »
Perhaps you are right....When this guy comes to his senses one day, I have no doubt he'll kill her.  Just remember you heard it here first.

Damn straight
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #17 on: September 04, 2010, 06:47:00 PM »
No thanks...BTW this guy is a Marine...honorably discharged...I don't understand how this can happen especially to him...You'd have to know him...It's fucking sad and funny.
Sounds like you need to take him on some "lads nights out" trips and show him how to regain his manhood.

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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #18 on: September 04, 2010, 06:49:09 PM »
Sounds like you need to take him on some "lads nights out" trips and show him how to regain his manhood.

"lads night out" doesn't sound to manly to me....Sounds pretty faggoty
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #19 on: September 04, 2010, 06:49:47 PM »
No thanks...BTW this guy is a Marine...honorably discharged...I don't understand how this can happen especially to him...You'd have to know him...It's fucking sad and funny.
Those are the worst. Many go into the Marines because they want to prove that they are a man. One Marine I knew told me about fuckingmachines.com, I no knowledge of it a few yrs ago. Well, he bought one off the sight for his wife, next thing you know he bought the "sit and rock the dildo up your ass" model for himself...his reasoning, "because on the site allegedly another marine gave a review."

He is now in a cuckold relationship, where other Marines screw his wife and he watches (Trust a Marine with your life, Not your Wife)

another Marine I knew fancied this chick I worked with, he was the pool boy, and she liked to tell me how she screams in bed (not with him) they soon married, but the nympho was too much for him, she would hit on dudes right in front of him, so he took to hitting her.

And, there was another insecure Marine who liked her, he hadn't slept with her, and never will, but he bought her a 8k ring, while in Basic, then bought her some Ecuadorian roses, main man, never even got to sniff the panties. Meanwhile, she is showing me nudes late at night at work...

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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #20 on: September 04, 2010, 06:51:29 PM »
"lads night out" doesn't sound to manly to me....Sounds pretty faggoty
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #21 on: September 04, 2010, 06:52:03 PM »
Those are the worst. Many go into the Marines because they want to prove that they are a man. One Marine I knew told me about fuckingmachines.com, I no knowledge of it a few yrs ago. Well, he bought one off the sight for his wife, next thing you know he bought the "sit and rock the dildo up your ass" model for himself...his reasoning, "because on the site allegedly another marine gave a review."

He is now in a cuckold relationship, where other Marines screw his wife and he watches (Trust a Marine with your life, Not your Wife)

another Marine I knew fancied this chick I worked with, he was the pool boy, and she liked to tell me how she screams in bed (not with him) they soon married, but the nympho was too much for him, she would hit on dudes right in front of him, so he took to hitting her.

And, there was another insecure Marine who liked her, he hadn't slept with her, and never will, but he bought her a 8k ring, while in Basic, then bought her some Ecuadorian roses, main man, never even got to sniff the panties. Meanwhile, she is showing me nudes late at night at work...


Fucking disgusting.
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #22 on: September 04, 2010, 07:03:14 PM »
I hear Ross Erstling is supposed to be at that BBQ. There is a string quartet that is gonna be playing there and Ross is known to jam with the quartet while playing the skin flute.

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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #23 on: September 04, 2010, 07:04:45 PM »
I hear Ross Erstling is supposed to be at that BBQ. There is a string quartet that is gonna be playing there and Ross is known to jam with the quartet while playing the skin flute.

I heard that Ross is going to be packing two dildos....Just as a reminder of being manly.....
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Re: I have this bitch of a friend....
« Reply #24 on: September 04, 2010, 07:09:56 PM »
Fucking disgusting.
Yep, dude would grease up the dildo and be rocking and rolling on that thing. His wife was a blazing hot natural blonde with Natty DDs, just drop dead gorgeous. Yet, he'd rather sit and rock on a dildo and then watch as his wife was being plowed by dudes...He told me that they all would yell, "Semper Fi!!" when they hitting off his woman...

That other chica, she was a straight freak. One time she was on the rag and wasn't feeling good, so she sprayed Ambesol up her cooter, and that got into her blood stream, making her woozy, giggly and horny...