would you hit it? jersey shore skank whore ed.

[bradistani]

she's got nice titties 

[johnnynoname]

of course

[James Blunt]

"I'm the blonde chick mike took home on last nights episode"

How much of a whore does she intend on being? lol it's such a ridiculous world we live in.

[lesaucer]

"I'm the blonde chick mike took home on last nights episode"

How much of a whore does she intend on being? lol it's such a ridiculous world we live in.

skanks like that are so used to this shit it became normal...they are the bitches who probably were getting fucked at 12years old by schoolmates

[ManBearPig...]

skanks like that are so used to this shit it became normal...they are the bitches who probably were getting fucked at 12years old by schoolmates

x2, in her head there's nothing wrong with what she did.

[MAXX]

The Situation didn't hit it. He thought she was a butterface 

Funny that he turned her down cause he's a butterface himself but can be more picky now that he's famous i guess 

[Parker]

Of course I'd hit it...and do the same thing Mike did...tell her to leave, that chick has "burn me with cigarette butts" written all on her. Plus, what's up with nose? Damn, it morphs from pic to pic, like it's a chameleon or something.

[Flexb]

The Situation didn't hit it. He thought she was a butterface  

Funny that he turned her down cause he's a butterface himself but can be more picky now that he's famous i guess  

Yea, he did and then sent her home in a cab in the morning

[Trapper_Slapper]

Of course I'd hit it...and do the same thing Mike did...tell her to leave, that chick has "burn me with cigarette butts" written all on her. Plus, what's up with nose? Damn, it morphs from pic to pic, like it's a chameleon or something.

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[ManBearPig...]

Of course I'd hit it...and do the same thing Mike did...tell her to leave, that chick has "burn me with cigarette butts" written all on her. Plus, what's up with nose? Damn, it morphs from pic to pic, like it's a chameleon or something.

yeah she looked a lot better on the show than she does in those photos.

she also has that white trash look to her, i'm guessing she's not a wealthy businesswoman from south beach.

[johnnynoname]

the situation may have not hit it...but she can get it from the Salvation

[Flexb]

the situation may have not hit it...but she can get it from the Salvation

She gave him a blow in the cab to his place and he finished the job later in his bed. Not sure why people think Mike didn't hit that. Please, she's the first non-total grenade he's hit during the 2 seasons.

[johnnynoname]

still love the term "Grenade"

[OneMoreRep]

I wonder if this is her son, if it is, that poor kid won't hear the end of it once he grows up.

 



"1"

[Parker]

the situation may have not hit it...but she can get it from the Salvation

Im inclined to offer a tag-team, it could be called, "Salvatore and Brotha Zen, Putting The Pig back in The Pen" or "Creamy Filled Center"

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just look at it, in different "environments" it's different sizes and then BAMM! It hits you, like it ambused you or something...that is some straight reptilian shit right there...Sevatase should be on the case, first confirmed reptilian sighting

[Wiggs]

her eyes are too far apart.  Reminds me of a fish or doe.

[Parker]

She gave him a blow in the cab to his place and he finished the job later in his bed. Not sure why people think Mike didn't hit that. Please, she's the first non-total grenade he's hit during the 2 seasons.

They all are, she just hasn't blown yet, oh wait, yes she did, in the car...

Can't he do better, I'm mean there should be some fine ones, or is he still going for the easy pickings, that he is used to?

[arce1988]

.44

[Flexb]

They all are, she just hasn't blown yet, oh wait, yes she did, in the car...

Can't he do better, I'm mean there should be some fine ones, or is he still going for the easy pickings, that he is used to?

Yea, especially considering he's famous now and the girls he gets with will be on TV. I'm shocked they aren't lining up to be picked up and taken back to his place. He talks like has game, but I think he lacks serious skills.

[SF1900]

In one of her replies, she wrote "No regrets" which she means he banged her every which way.

[Voice of Doom]

anything to be on TV....

the decline of the west continues

[Parker]

In one of her replies, she wrote "No regrets" which she means he banged her every which way.

Or she got paid. Chances are they have to sign nondisclosure waivers...

Yea, especially considering he's famous now and the girls he gets with will be on TV. I'm shocked they aren't lining up to be picked up and taken back to his place. He talks like has game, but I think he lacks serious skills.

He fell apart the first season. Jwwow played his ass, he started catching feeling right off the bat. She is 22 and he is 28, he should show some type of maturity in his "game", some smoothness, like he's in like Flynn, he's been there. And when he was just showing his abs to young girls, it shows a lack of depth, one trick pony style. And only young girls or ditzy chicks his age fall for that shit...

Dude should be pulling some J Lo quality chicas, but many of them look like Howard Stern's Playboy Playmate reject chicks...

[240 is Back]

she also has that white trash look to her, i'm guessing she's not a wealthy businesswoman from south beach.

jhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a

[Parker]

I wonder if this is her son, if it is, that poor kid won't hear the end of it once he grows up.

 



"1"

He prolly already hears it from his father during visitations. "You know your mom is such a slut, look at the way she dresses. Dix you see her in the car with 'The Situation', that is begining of how you came into this world. Your mother is a ho."

and of course, he prolly hears moms moans and groands from being pummelled from other guys on a nightly basis, thus another child who hates his mother.

[Flexb]

Or she got paid. Chances are they have to sign nondisclosure waivers...He fell apart the first season. Jwwow played his ass, he started catching feeling right off the bat. She is 22 and he is 28, he should show some type of maturity in his "game", some smoothness, like he's in like Flynn, he's been there.

Not that is matters but wasn't Sammi the one Mike started liking from the first season, and then she fell for Ronnie instead?