Thank goodness I have the car.....but no money 
Says the man who drives a M car and gargles with caviar.
What women want, what women want? This sounds like the Mantra women would say and was plaster all over Cosmo Bizaar, Redbook, and whatever women read in the 80s-90s. Now, we have men asking this...sadly, men have become the new women...
This ain't a deli, and the more options you give, the more trifling and picky women have become...
And ya'll act like you are having a hard time, imagine being short and bald, like me!