What would you change about yourself.

[SF1900]

Much larger penis

Thicker hair

Say more, broskie? 

[SF1900]

In my next life, I want to be oversexed....like the proverbial teenager who gets hard all the time for no reason. It would be a nice change. Also along with being oversexed, I want a huge penis and a heavy sack but not so big that folks don't know what to do with it or that it scares them.

But, are you sexual?

[Henda]

Say more, broskie? 

My tiddler is fucking tiny in its flaccid state mate, which has led to several embarrassing real life incidents like the time at a drunken house party I was minding my own business taking a piss then the bathroom door bursts open and my lifelong friend fat brads runs in and begins pissing the the sink right next to me and looks over and says without even a hint of embarrassment  “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” a fact I couldn’t even begin to deny

[SOMEPARTS]

In my next life, I want to be oversexed....like the proverbial teenager who gets hard all the time for no reason. It would be a nice change. Also along with being oversexed, I want a huge penis and a heavy sack but not so big that folks don't know what to do with it or that it scares them.

In your 70s typing this on the internet...trust that denotes your current life is "oversexed".

[SF1900]

My tiddler is fucking tiny in its flaccid state mate, which has led to several embarrassing real life incidents like the time at a drunken house party I was minding my own business taking a piss then the bathroom door bursts open and my lifelong friend fat brads runs in and begins pissing the the sink right next to me and looks over and says without even a hint of embarrassment  “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” a fact I couldn’t even begin to deny

So, you’re a grower, not a shower?

[Bevo]

My tiddler is fucking tiny in its flaccid state mate, which has led to several embarrassing real life incidents like the time at a drunken house party I was minding my own business taking a piss then the bathroom door bursts open and my lifelong friend fat brads runs in and begins pissing the the sink right next to me and looks over and says without even a hint of embarrassment  “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” a fact I couldn’t even begin to deny

Hahaha that’s hilarious 

[Skeletor]

My tiddler is fucking tiny in its flaccid state mate, which has led to several embarrassing real life incidents like the time at a drunken house party I was minding my own business taking a piss then the bathroom door bursts open and my lifelong friend fat brads runs in and begins pissing the the sink right next to me and looks over and says without even a hint of embarrassment  “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” a fact I couldn’t even begin to deny

Sounds like a traumatising experience Henda.

[robcguns]

My tiddler is fucking tiny in its flaccid state mate, which has led to several embarrassing real life incidents like the time at a drunken house party I was minding my own business taking a piss then the bathroom door bursts open and my lifelong friend fat brads runs in and begins pissing the the sink right next to me and looks over and says without even a hint of embarrassment  “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” a fact I couldn’t even begin to deny

Hahahha that’s fucking great.

[FitnessFrenzy]

My tiddler is fucking tiny in its flaccid state mate, which has led to several embarrassing real life incidents like the time at a drunken house party I was minding my own business taking a piss then the bathroom door bursts open and my lifelong friend fat brads runs in and begins pissing the the sink right next to me and looks over and says without even a hint of embarrassment  “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” a fact I couldn’t even begin to deny

 

[Kwon]

Much larger penis

Thicker hair on my chest

Would need even more barbecue sauce then to roll around in it!

[SF1900]

My tiddler is fucking tiny in its flaccid state mate, which has led to several embarrassing real life incidents like the time at a drunken house party I was minding my own business taking a piss then the bathroom door bursts open and my lifelong friend fat brads runs in and begins pissing the the sink right next to me and looks over and says without even a hint of embarrassment  “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” a fact I couldn’t even begin to deny

Henda, don’t be down on yourself.

It really does not matter how big it is when it’s flaccid. All that really matters is the size of it when it’s  erect.

Plus, I am sure it’s very handsome like yourself.

[Bevo]

Henda, don’t be down on yourself.

It really does not matter how big it is when it’s flaccid. All that really matters is the size of it when it’s  erect.

Plus, I am sure it’s very handsome like yourself.

I wish mine was slightly smaller, blood flow can be a bitch, sometimes it doesn’t get all the blood in their entirely so I am half erect like pee jay wtf!!!

[SF1900]

I wish mine was slightly smaller, blood flow can be a bitch, sometimes it doesn’t get all the blood in their entirely so I am half erect like pee jay wtf!!!

Imagine how Vince feels!

[FitnessFrenzy]

Imagine how Vince feels!

massive kielbasa, confidence through the roof etc.! (no homo)

[BB]

Imagine how Vince feels!

Vince should bring the penis gourd look to Carolina. Who'd argue with Vince rocking this? -

.

[FitnessFrenzy]

In my next life, I want to be oversexed....like the proverbial teenager who gets hard all the time for no reason. It would be a nice change. Also along with being oversexed, I want a huge penis and a heavy sack but not so big that folks don't know what to do with it or that it scares them.

why do you want a heavy sack?

[Henda]

Henda, don’t be down on yourself.

It really does not matter how big it is when it’s flaccid. All that really matters is the size of it when it’s  erect.

Plus, I am sure it’s very handsome like yourself.

Haha thank you for your kind comforting words my friend

[Primemuscle]

But, are you sexual?

I'll leave that for others to say. What do you think?

[Primemuscle]

My tiddler is fucking tiny in its flaccid state mate, which has led to several embarrassing real life incidents like the time at a drunken house party I was minding my own business taking a piss then the bathroom door bursts open and my lifelong friend fat brads runs in and begins pissing the the sink right next to me and looks over and says without even a hint of embarrassment  “Henda, me and you have got tiny cocks” a fact I couldn’t even begin to deny

He was coming on to you. 

[Humble Narcissist]

Much larger penis

Thicker hair

If you had a much larger penis you probably would have never started lifting weights.