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marty31672

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my heisman victory speech
« on: September 11, 2010, 08:30:36 PM »
in my heisman victory speech i would first thank god, then jesus, then my wife, then my head coach steve sarkisian, then the other coaches and my teammates. i would tell about my struggles in california and how i found redeemtion. i would thank the wonderful sport of bodybuilding for giving me the dicipline to achieve achievements i never thought i could achieve before i achieved them. i would also say sorry to my wife and apologize for my sins and this would show that i was human just like the others so kids would not idolize me which god said is wrong in the bible.
i love football and i've practiced my heisman speech several times since the season started.

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Re: my heisman victory speech
« Reply #1 on: September 11, 2010, 08:35:36 PM »
Marty you poor soul...
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marty31672

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Re: my heisman victory speech
« Reply #2 on: September 11, 2010, 08:39:15 PM »
ufc doesnt really have an awards like these one
i already have my first few post-fight interviews written down on a special paper in my room

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Re: my heisman victory speech
« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2010, 08:42:03 PM »
i already have my 1st state of the union address writen for when i am overloard of earth...

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Re: my heisman victory speech
« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2010, 09:13:47 PM »
in my heisman victory speech i would first thank god, then jesus, then my wife, then my head coach steve sarkisian, then the other coaches and my teammates. i would tell about my struggles in california and how i found redeemtion. i would thank the wonderful sport of bodybuilding for giving me the dicipline to achieve achievements i never thought i could achieve before i achieved them. i would also say sorry to my wife and apologize for my sins and this would show that i was human just like the others so kids would not idolize me which god said is wrong in the bible.
i love football and i've practiced my heisman speech several times since the season started.

Outstanding Marty! Articulate and passionate!