I think the only losers are the ones that have smartphones (ie. blackberry) for status and don't actually use them to their full capacity, ie. I surf the net on my bb all the time, I have 3 email accounts synced to it, send and receive a ton of SMS so I need a full keyboard as I prefer it over talking on the phone, but the gimps that get one just to have one and don't even know how to use 99% of the functions on it should be shot.
And what's up with kids having cell phones now..!?! does an 8 year old REALLY need a blackberry ?!!? I mean WTF