Me: "Grandpa, how did you and grandma manage to stay married for 50 years?", Grandpa: "I cheat."
Come on guys, fess up, lets hear the stories.From my observations 99% of married men get green with envy when you tell them about the new woman you bang every week, seems to reflect an inner state of being trapped in something they feel they cant get out of.
Man is genetically pre-disposed to spread his seed far and wide.
I'm actually very happy being married.But, my wife is not your typcial americano (sup gh15!!!)She actually likes seeing me happy, likese seeing me well fed, likes that I train seriously, doesn't mind that I took up a lot of space in the basement with gym equipment, etc.Now, the Jewish girl that I dated directly before my wife?Basically, keep the prettiness of my wife, but take all of the other postives and turn them into negatives, and you have my ex gf.Hated that I trained.Hated that I was desirable to other women.Hated that I worked hard at my job, which requires long hours.She desperately wanted to get married and have a child, yet couldn't properly take care of her cat.Her job, and how she was taught by everyone in her life (all women) was to emasculate the males and control them with their wealth.Had I married for money, I'd have had more money than now, but have been driven to insanity.I still have her message saved from after the break up (along with many others) for two reasons:1) To remind me how crazy she was (stating how I was giving up a lifestyle that I would never be able to obtain on my own--how wrong she is/was, as I am doing well for myself).2) In case I ever need a restraining order. She leaves me messages from time to time when she is drunk on booze and too much Lexapro, even though she is currently engaged to a nebbish.
I like being married to my wife. We're high school sweethearts, and know each other inside and out.she's very supportive of me, in everything, from work, bodybuilding, school, whatever it may be... and she takes good care of me, feeds me well, etc.I love her and love sharing a home with her!
Hi Big Ach's wife.
honestly, I wouldn't mind finding a girl (YES- a girl, you assholes) and marrying her ...but, she would have to be, like, the woman of my dreams...i'm talking, like, Elle Macpherson in her primehave fun on quoting and editing this one, you jerks
1. By girl you mean guy right?2. You do mean a girl with a cock right?
we love you sal.
Here you go, you even have one thing in common...but you may have to play wifey in the relationship.
Fuck all you can until you are 30 yo, then get married ,it worked for me.
