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What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« on: September 14, 2010, 05:07:34 PM »
I was in line at the store yesterday, and saw a mother with what looked to be her son, at least that is still what I think he/she/it was. Torn shirt, long hair, and moobs/boobs? Look like he/she/it was a emo/death metal/skater/punk reject...

So if your kids were ugly what would you do? Play along, treat them like Normal?

I'm talking butt ugly, like almost in Brian Pepper's league. Really, would you down play it as the child got older, encourage your son to do sports, business, etc? Or if you had a daughter, encourage her to become a doctor, lawyer, etc. And it would be possibly a relief that she might not get impregnated early, if ever, but if you had son, unless he is rich, he ain't gonna get laid...

Could you deal with your kids being called "Skeletor", "Ugly Betty", "Sasquatch", etc, or in the back of your

mind, would you agree..And if you had a prettier/handsome child, would you be more proud of that one or treat that one differently than the "hide under stairs ugly" child?
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #1 on: September 14, 2010, 05:10:52 PM »
Fatpanda ugly?
I would beat him at least twice a day
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2010, 05:12:26 PM »
It don't happen if you got good genetics. ;D
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #3 on: September 14, 2010, 05:12:34 PM »
For men, handsome isn't everything like it is for women. So maybe kid is smart? Think Bill Gates.
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #4 on: September 14, 2010, 05:15:09 PM »
I would be more worried if my son came out and said he liked soccer then i would know for sure he was a f a g g o t
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #5 on: September 14, 2010, 05:15:48 PM »
It's not a stretch for somoene to settle for an ugly person. Drop your standards to basic society level and you'll see dudes not only accepting of ugly/fat women, but they're actually fucking these monsters.
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #6 on: September 14, 2010, 05:17:39 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on September 14, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
For men, handsome isn't everything like it is for women. So maybe kid is smart? Think Bill Gates.
I knew a girl in HS who looked like the proverbial "wicked witch", with the crooked nose, haggard face, very bad skin, wart...and her parents looked the same, like they were inbred. I knew a Jewish lady whose son looked like her...both would scare a naked mole rat.
Bill Gates, is kinda plain, average looking. If he lost the glasses, and leaned out, he'd look different. But there are some people that seems that the Gods have cursed...
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #7 on: September 14, 2010, 05:17:53 PM »
first I'd kick my wife's ass
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #8 on: September 14, 2010, 05:18:35 PM »
Quote from: Parker on September 14, 2010, 05:07:34 PM
I was in line at the store yesterday, and saw a mother with what looked to be her son, at least that is still what I think he/she/it was. Torn shirt, long hair, and moobs/boobs? Look like he/she/it was a emo/death metal/skater/punk reject...

So if your kids were ugly what would you do? Play along, treat them like Normal?

I'm talking butt ugly, like almost in Brian Pepper's league. Really, would you down play it as the child got older, encourage your son to do sports, business, etc? Or if you had a daughter, encourage her to become a doctor, lawyer, etc. And it would be possibly a relief that she might not get impregnated early, if ever, but if you had son, unless he is rich, he ain't gonna get laid...

Could you deal with your kids being called "Skeletor", "Ugly Betty", "Sasquatch", etc, or in the back of your

mind, would you agree..And if you had a prettier/handsome child, would you be more proud of that one or treat that one differently than the "hide under stairs ugly" child?

You can somewhat control this if you don't marry or fuck swamp turtles.  If you are a swamp turtle yourself, hopefully you have a talent or something to compensate.  I'm good looking.  I'm fat and I still get bitches that turn their heads.  I carry 263lbs as well as you can carry it and still be fat....When I'm in the 220s, hide your broads, when I'm in the low 200s, I'm a ebony god...BUT that doesn't mean I'd get alot of pussy it just means I get treated better by EVERYONE men and women.  I'll never apologize for looking awesome facially so trolls can fuck off....BTW cue assholes telling I'm not good looking when bitches tell me or hint it ALL the time and I'm fat....Wait till I'm in shape and awesome you all will be so jealous.... ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)



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That would never happen with my genes cause I can compensate for any horrid whore and the kid would still look awesome. 8)....... ::)
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #9 on: September 14, 2010, 05:21:00 PM »
Quote from: Parker on September 14, 2010, 05:17:39 PM
I knew a girl in HS who looked like the proverbial "wicked witch", with the crooked nose, haggard face, very bad skin, wart...and her parents looked the same, like they were inbred. I knew a Jewish lady whose son looked like her...both would scare a naked mole rat.
Bill Gates, is kinda plain, average looking. If he lost the glasses, and leaned out, he'd look different. But there are some people that seems that the Gods have cursed...
dont kid yourself bill gates is ugly.


Quote from: Nails on September 14, 2010, 05:15:09 PM
I would be more worried if my son came out and said he liked soccer then i would know for sure he was a f a g g o t
talking males here. I would take a gay intelligent kid, over a handsome dumb kid.
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #10 on: September 14, 2010, 05:27:22 PM »
You'd love them even more if they were cursed with ugliness.  :-\
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #11 on: September 14, 2010, 05:29:28 PM »
wait, so you're telling me that some adults think their children are hot?

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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #12 on: September 14, 2010, 05:31:40 PM »
Quote from: Parker on September 14, 2010, 05:07:34 PM

Could you deal with your kids being called "Skeletor", "Ugly Betty", "Sasquatch", etc, or in the back of your

I resent that, I was known as Chewbacca by half my high school. Found out only after graduating. Jokes on them though I turned out well above average.
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #13 on: September 14, 2010, 05:32:33 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on September 14, 2010, 05:21:00 PM
dont kid yourself bill gates is ugly.

talking males here. I would take a gay intelligent kid, over a handsome dumb kid.
Haha, when he does that "wince" thing...it's the big glasses I tell ya...I mean, Robert Dinero ain't no Brad Pitt

And then there is extreme ugly, like Beetlejuice. I wonder if his mother had to drink to keep herself from shooting him as a child...I bet she always made him sit facing the corner as a child when she ate, just to keep her food down.
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2010, 05:35:05 PM »
i dont think its possible for me to have a ugly child....my beyond godlike DNA wont allow it...

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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #15 on: September 14, 2010, 05:46:01 PM »
Quote from: Mr. Magoo on September 14, 2010, 05:29:28 PM
wait, so you're telling me that some adults think their children are hot?

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Of course, just because their your kid don't make you completely blind. When you become a parent though hopefully you get less shallow. Otherwise your kid will suck.
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #16 on: September 14, 2010, 05:49:12 PM »
Quote from: HTexan on September 14, 2010, 05:12:34 PM
For men, handsome isn't everything like it is for women. So maybe kid is smart? Think Bill Gates.

Reminds me of Peter Griffin's words of wisdom:  Men aren't fat.  Only fat women are fat.
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #17 on: September 14, 2010, 06:03:12 PM »
easy

walk around without my shirt off as much as possible and have people remind my child how good looking of a man I am




....that is what my dad did to me
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #18 on: September 14, 2010, 06:41:49 PM »
Not possible, good looking genes run in the family lol, and my girlfriends gorgeous 8) ;D
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #19 on: September 14, 2010, 06:42:45 PM »
Change my s/n to Stark
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #20 on: September 14, 2010, 06:52:46 PM »
I'll ask my mom what she did.
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #21 on: September 14, 2010, 07:22:24 PM »
Quote from: Salvatore on September 14, 2010, 06:03:12 PM
easy

walk around without my shirt off as much as possible and have people remind my child how good looking of a man I am




....that is what my dad did to me
You really are half guinea :o
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #22 on: September 14, 2010, 07:23:34 PM »
Quote from: Lundgrenisgod on September 14, 2010, 07:22:24 PM
You really are half guinea :o

something like that

it is all complicated on my mom's side (that slut)

but my dad is a legit Wop
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mass 04

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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #23 on: September 14, 2010, 07:28:02 PM »
Sal is quite the hot little number.
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Re: What would you do if you had a ugly child?
« Reply #24 on: September 14, 2010, 07:32:51 PM »
Quote from: mass 04 on September 14, 2010, 07:28:02 PM
Sal is quite the hot little number.
Don't reinforce it. We need to do a intervention with this guy. We must intercept before his brain permeates total dago. We needs some protestants stat.
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