hahah my good friend used to do X and coke all the time and get probation tests and pass them.. but he knew the tricks to beating them... obviously this bitch dont care at all.. not even taking the time to study on how to beat the tests while doing drugs..
I knew of a Probation agent who came upon a dude trying to doctor his urine, this is how it went:
Probation Agent: "What is that in your hand?"
Criminal: "Juice."
Probation Agent: "Juice?"
Criminal: "Yes, juice..."
Probation Agent: "What were you doing to it?"
Criminal: "Mixing it up..."
Probation Agent: "Well, drink it..."
Criminal:"Drink It?"
Probation Agent: "yes, drink it, that is what you do with juice, correct?"
The guy drank his own urine...