This is just too funny and fits so well today.
"I am Larry Flynt, I hereby announce my candidacy for the presidency of these United States of America. One of your colleagues said on the floor no decent member of congress would accept Hustler, that's exactly why I sent it to you in the first place, your all a bunch of low life indecent puke infested maggots that should be hounded from office for being political inept quacks, spelled Q-U-A-C-K-S. Fuck You Mother Fuckers."
Paid for by the Larry Flynt For President Committee.