howard, get a life you fat old boring loser.
let's break this reply down:
1. Fat- ok fair enough
2. old- check , I am an actual AARP member

3. boring - my students would agree

4. Loser - hmmm , maybe, but since I have yet to do anything but GAIN fat, this is wrong.
5. "get a life"- well, I do have a pulse, respiration and even a little, retard level brain activity. Sorry, this one is a NON starter.
UBERman, hmmm, is that name of German derivation? Fan of Arnold perhaps?