I went and saw a girl from hi school this weekend. I graduated in '94 and haven't seen her since then.
Well, I could have just as well as not seen her for another 16 years because she has ballooned to about 200 pounds. Absolutely ridiculous to let yourself go like that. It looks like her, but in a fat suit you see in the movies. Absolute waste of a good looking girl.
All she could talk about (for the 45 minutes that I could put up with it) were her 'glory days' from hi school. I guess that's the point that she gave up, because she doesn't have anything good to say about anything that happened after that.
There is no way I could have got an erection, even if someone paid me to get in bed with her. With all of the free porn on the internet, why not just go rub one out? It has got to be more satisfying than having sex with someone who disgusts you, which is really just a form of masturbation anyway.
It was god damned depressing.