Sorry but that's not my post. 
Vince.....this is Tommy. It's time I gave you a bit of advice and this comes from my work as a life consultant to single mothers and dead-beat dads.
People would respect you more if you just admitted "hey, I wrote it wow *facepalm* that was dumb but hilarious". People would also respect you a bit more if you started being more honest with a certain someone who stares at you while shaving. But for my sake please keep being you. I need the LOL.