True story. In Egypt an old lady was at the river getting some water and out of the blue a croc just jumped out of the water and lets just say that within minutes her and this concept we call life were no longer one. This was God's way of telling those people that it's time to get indoor plumbing. Sure, God, being omnipotent and all, could have just dropped a command out of the sky or maybe even appear in person and tell them himself, but this way he was sure to get their attention. Nothing like an innocent woman getting mauled to death in a truly hideous way by something that is as close to a dinosaur that we have to get your attention. That, or appearing in person and turning everybody's hair grey like he did to Moses. But, you know, God can't be everywhere... wait!???
