LOL. I promise you if that ever happens, I will do exactly that. I think with my approach to life coupled with my idealistic socialist worldview has allowed me the good fortune of avoiding all that you have described.
I can just imagine this scenario unfolding.
Adonis walks through the ghetto to procure some fried chicken..mentally calculating the calories from his desired portion size. Before he reaches the Chicken Shack, a wild eyed crack addict brandishing a high caliber semi-automatic handgun approaches him.
Crack Addict: Yo Ratface, give me yo wallet before I blows you ugly head off.
Adonis: Why certainly...before I do may I just say that I am a card carrying socialist and I fully sympathize with your plight. I believe money should be freely distributed to individuals such as yourself.
Crack addict: Did you hear me muthafu.cka? I'se gonna kill yo ass.
Adonis: Perhaps you didn't comprehend what I was saying..I believe fully in the redistribution of wealth, so giving you my wallet totally validates my belief system...and by the way, I don't find you the least bit intimidating.
Crack Addict: Oh yeah? (
Blam Blam Blam Blam)
Adonis, shot fatally, crumbles to the street bleeding profusely and promptly dies. The Crack addict takes his wallet and flees the scene.