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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #50 on: September 21, 2010, 06:14:10 PM »
Maybe he just over did it a tad :-\
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #51 on: September 21, 2010, 06:19:37 PM »
Fucking machines!
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #52 on: September 21, 2010, 06:23:27 PM »
Fuk - poor bastard....thinking about it is sickening...
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #53 on: September 21, 2010, 06:25:26 PM »
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #54 on: September 21, 2010, 06:56:18 PM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 21, 2010, 11:33:24 AM
None of us have ever actually trained to failure.  This kid has.


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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #55 on: September 21, 2010, 07:43:58 PM »
Quote from: Aerian on September 21, 2010, 06:59:12 PM
Soon we will hear of broads dieing from being IMPALED with these machines.  lol

dude it's already happened.. some broad with one of those saws-all attachments died not too long ago.
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #56 on: September 21, 2010, 07:46:36 PM »
is it wrong to have burst out laughing upon reading the thread title?
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #57 on: September 21, 2010, 07:49:57 PM »
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #58 on: September 21, 2010, 07:56:59 PM »
Quote from: saucetradomous on September 21, 2010, 07:49:57 PM
my bad, it was a jack hammer.

http://decentcommunity.com/2009/05/05/women-dies-after-using-jackhammer-as-dildo/

If I was there I would have cut out her sex organs and nailed them to the wall before ejaculating on them.

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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #59 on: September 23, 2010, 04:23:26 PM »
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #60 on: September 23, 2010, 04:26:59 PM »
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #61 on: September 23, 2010, 04:28:23 PM »
"By using a noose or a rope, youngsters try to reach a state of euphoria induced by cutting off oxygen to the brain."

Why can't they just sniff glue or paint thinner, what's wrong with these kids?
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Re: Student Athlete Dies Tangled In a Bowflex
« Reply #62 on: September 23, 2010, 04:46:57 PM »
I heard this happens very often, kid chokes himself jacking off and die, parents see them dead, put their dicks back in their pants, zip it back up , turn off the porn and call it an accident or suicide.
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