Last fight you got in?

[tallgerman]

Mcdonalds 230am after bars, I was 2nd to last customer before they close even tho 24 hour, musta ran outa something.

Drnk 23 year old dude rolls up to window while I am getting grub from dude and my girl in the car.

Bitching that 24 hours shouldn't close[he not from last car behind me] and hes on foot.

After listening to him bitch out the skinny black mcnugget worker I am like ok dude go.

He goes blah and I said look man he said no more food, now geta outa here or I'm guna wipe the floor with you.

I am lil drunk.

Guy says whatever I'm not scareda you and continues to bitch out the mcnugget cooker.

I get out and tell him look fuck off and he liek no Im hungery and I push him back kinda moving him away from my car and he psuhes me a bit so I sock him.

He bleats hes calling the cops and walks off.

I get mcnuggest and go home n fuck my girl.

I gota chill since I'm probly guna ge tshanked acting liek that even in south bay LA.

[DK II]

I drive in my car, then this fat ugly fucker crosses the street when the light turns red for him. I accelerate, he throws his drink at my car, so i get out and beat him up.
 
 

[SS]

Mcdonalds 230am after bars, I was 2nd to last customer before they close even tho 24 hour, musta ran outa something.

Drnk 23 year old dude rolls up to window while I am getting grub from dude and my girl in the car.

Bitching that 24 hours shouldn't close[he not from last car behind me] and hes on foot.

After listening to him bitch out the skinny black mcnugget worker I am like ok dude go.

He goes blah and I said look man he said no more food, now geta outa here or I'm guna wipe the floor with you.

I am lil drunk.

Guy says whatever I'm not scareda you and continues to bitch out the mcnugget cooker.

I get out and tell him look fuck off and he liek no Im hungery and I push him back kinda moving him away from my car and he psuhes me a bit so I sock him.

He bleats hes calling the cops and walks off.

I get mcnuggest and go home n fuck my girl.

I gota chill since I'm probly guna ge tshanked acting liek that even in south bay LA.

Translation...I was working the drive through and someone through their milkshake in my face and there was nothing I could do about it.

[benchmstr]

2 weeks ago on this coming saturday...

bench

[jtsunami]

Mcdonalds 230am after bars, I was 2nd to last customer before they close even tho 24 hour, musta ran outa something.

Drnk 23 year old dude rolls up to window while I am getting grub from dude and my girl in the car.

Bitching that 24 hours shouldn't close[he not from last car behind me] and hes on foot.

After listening to him bitch out the skinny black mcnugget worker I am like ok dude go.

He goes blah and I said look man he said no more food, now geta outa here or I'm guna wipe the floor with you.

I am lil drunk.

Guy says whatever I'm not scareda you and continues to bitch out the mcnugget cooker.

I get out and tell him look fuck off and he liek no Im hungery and I push him back kinda moving him away from my car and he psuhes me a bit so I sock him.

He bleats hes calling the cops and walks off.

I get mcnuggest and go home n fuck my girl.

I gota chill since I'm probly guna ge tshanked acting liek that even in south bay LA.

great story!!

[Natural Man]

Translation...I was working the drive through and someone through their milkshake in my face and there was nothing I could do about it.

/end of thread.

[TacoBell]

I drive in my car, then this fat ugly fucker crosses the street when the light turns red for him. I accelerate, he throws his drink at my car, so i get out and beat him up.
 
 

 

[benchmstr]

Translation...I was working the drive through and someone through their milkshake in my face and there was nothing I could do about it.

bench

[disturbia]

I drive in my car, then this fat ugly fucker crosses the street when the light turns red for him. I accelerate, he throws his drink at my car, so i get out and beat him up.
 
 


AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I fucking absolutely blew a lung laughing

thats fucking beautiful   

[SS]

I don't why but I can't stop laughing!


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!

[myt1]

I drive in my car, then this fat ugly fucker crosses the street when the light turns red for him. I accelerate, he throws his drink at my car, so i get out and beat him up.
 
 





Fuckin Canadians

[benchmstr]

I don't why but I can't stop laughing!


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!

bench

[CalvinH]

Nice work on the quote function Clavin

[myt1]

I don't why but I can't stop laughing!


FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!!!!!!

That's pretty weak though.  It's either some poor HS kid or a low IQ 40 year old just trying to earn an honest buck, and some fucktards come through and pull that shit.

That being said ..... when we were in HS we went to taco bell one night with around 12 people and placed a huge ass order.  When we got back to the apartment we were partying at my friend discovered that he had been shortchanged a burrito.  Now this kid was Disturbia type crazy so he got all pissed and started talking about how he was going to go back and kick the drive thru guys ass.  It went on for like a half hour, and then this kid that didn't know him called him out, said he was a pussy, all talk, yadda yadda.  Then the old "oh yeah, how much ya wanna bet?" line gets said.  I knew we were in for trouble.  We all get in our cars, drive back up and hide out in various places toward the back of the lot.  My buddy Chad gets out, walks right up to the drive thru window and all you see is him shove a receipt into the window and then the dude leans forward to either look at the receipt or hear what he is saying and then you see him get knocked the fuck out through the window.  Fucked up, but 18 years later it is still one of the funniest fucking memories I have just cuz it was so absurd and bcuz all the people that bet him handed over the money like "uh yeah, here you go dude......fucking nutjob"

[disturbia]

Nice work on the quote function Clavin

you taught me well

now get back to that bottle

[benchmstr]

you taught me well

now get back to that bottle of lube. Gene cant pleasure himself all day!

fixed

bench

[unracked]

Senior year of High School, years ago, I did o.k. 

[jtsunami]

That's pretty weak though.  It's either some poor HS kid or a low IQ 40 year old just trying to earn an honest buck, and some fucktards come through and pull that shit.

That being said ..... when we were in HS we went to taco bell one night with around 12 people and placed a huge ass order.  When we got back to the apartment we were partying at my friend discovered that he had been shortchanged a burrito.  Now this kid was Disturbia type crazy so he got all pissed and started talking about how he was going to go back and kick the drive thru guys ass.  It went on for like a half hour, and then this kid that didn't know him called him out, said he was a pussy, all talk, yadda yadda.  Then the old "oh yeah, how much ya wanna bet?" line gets said.  I knew we were in for trouble.  We all get in our cars, drive back up and hide out in various places toward the back of the lot.  My buddy Chad gets out, walks right up to the drive thru window and all you see is him shove a receipt into the window and then the dude leans forward to either look at the receipt or hear what he is saying and then you see him get knocked the fuck out through the window.  Fucked up, but 18 years later it is still one of the funniest fucking memories I have just cuz it was so absurd and bcuz all the people that bet him handed over the money like "uh yeah, here you go dude......fucking nutjob"

that kids destined for a jail cell in his future

[Jonny34]

that kids destined for a jail cell in his future

And you are destined for a life with AIDS

[Ursus]

31st Dec 2008

[CARTEL]

Last night when my wife didn't do the dishes.

[DK II]

lol, thanks. 

[The Showstoppa]

your mom

Last night

nobody won.

[James Blunt]

I beat up your moms asshole all the time.

[Stavios]

I get in a "fight" pretty much every weekend as I work in a club to help pay the bills.

not real fights tho... just a slap usually.
You can't really fight a drunk dude, he just falls for no reasons.

I hate coke heads tho