between that shirt, the vanity plate that read "BIG ACH" and owning the website "BIGACH.com", you probably are the tackiest person in the world
You forgot the lifting straps that say BIG ACH:

And the T-shirt that says BIG ACH:

And I'm thinking of custom making Oakley glasses engraved with BIG ACH on the lenses - will keep you updated when I'm done
