So would you hit this?

[Parker]

In the middle yes, the one on the left, after she lost 100 pounds and kept the breasts

[Andy Griffin]

The camera and all the darker-skinned gentlemen seem drawn to the chunky chick.  The other chick in white is a butterface (though more fortunate than her friend in that regard...she must be so tired of being asked "Why the long face?"). 

Sadly, I would gladly hit either one if they responded positively to my admittedly weak attempts to engage them.

[che]

The little Blondie is a porn star she works for   Playboy   ,she is so fucking annoying I wouldn't hit it.

[Les Grossman]

Nope....would rather sing karaoke with Bob Chick wearing matching lycra tights in a country and western bar.

[benchmstr]

The little Blondie is a porn star she works for   Playboy   ,she is so fucking annoying I wouldn't hit it.

jessie jane...i have had dinner with her with a large group of friends......one of the most annoying bitches on the planet, and i was sitting a good 20-25 feet away from her...

bench

[Parker]

The camera and all the darker-skinned gentlemen seem drawn to the chunky chick.  The other chick in white is a butterface (though more fortunate than her friend in that regard...she must be so tired of being asked "Why the long face?"). 

Sadly, I would gladly hit either one if they responded positively to my admittedly weak attempts to engage them.

The camera man was prolly thinking: "I came here to film hot chicks, not Wild America"

[Nails]

jessie jane...i have had dinner with her with a large group of friends......one of the most annoying bitches on the planet, and i was sitting a good 20-25 feet away from her...

bench

Funny thing is i bet everything she said was sexual in nature, and then they get upset when you call them what they really are, WHORES

http://www.xvideos.com/video291807/sativa_rose_gangbang_auditions

[benchmstr]

Funny thing is i bet everything she said was sexual in nature, and then they get upset when you call them what they really are, WHORES

http://www.xvideos.com/video291807/sativa_rose_gangbang_auditions

actually no.....she didnt even mention anything like that until she was asked by someone else at the table......then the flood gates opened...didnt really matter though...between me, and some of my friends at that table she was just talking on par with us

bench

[Andy Griffin]

The camera man was prolly thinking: "I came here to film hot chicks, not Wild America"

Girls Gone Fat

[James Blunt]

Girls Gone Fat

ahahahahah holy shit thats awesome!

[Tapeworm]

Don't forget the couch from Rent-A-Center (she is three payments late and continues to have to blow Tyrone, the store manager, for him to report that he can't find her so can't repo the couch yet)

She looks like a girl who, out of drunken curiosity, gave in to her stepfather's repeated advances, then told her mother, the school nurse, and the police.  Her mother and the nurse called her a slut and the police didn't believe her.  Her ill-fated search for validation has included unsuccessful ventures as a stripper (early afternoon shift), truck stop hooker (she made so little money that the IRS sent her a sympathy card), and substitute shop teacher.
No wonder she looks sad.

That being said, I would probably still hit it as long as I didn't have to take her out in public.

Nice.     I really wanted to say something about the couch but it seems that Wainscot Galore Porn Productions employs a full time jizz mopper to do away with the money shot stamps.

Jesus!  Meanwhile, at UglyCon.