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tallgerman

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So would you hit this?
« on: September 27, 2010, 02:04:06 AM »
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 02:56:39 AM »
My hatred for fat people gets in the way. She could be skinnier and have AWESOME tits. But she chooses to be fat.
Probably coughs during sex. Disgusting out of shape twat.
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Parker

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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 03:00:13 AM »
Damn straight I would, and I'd drag James Blunt kicking and screaming...telling him, "Now, that's something udderly great about those!" ;D
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 03:09:19 AM »
Quote from: Parker on September 27, 2010, 03:00:13 AM
Damn straight I would, and I'd drag James Blunt kicking and screaming...telling him, "Now, that's something udderly great about those!" ;D
I beat down on a girl just like that and it killed me inside the next day, and still eats away at me. I get in deep thought and one time I thought about it from the other side of the sexual spectrum. If she was a guy and I was a girl, she'd be a fat, ugly, beer gut having, out of shape, disgusting dude. I'd be a hott female that just happened to fuck anything that night.

Just because I want to fuck something doesn't mean I should just fuck a cow thats manifested itself as a human. I can't do it anymore. It's like me being an alcoholic, drunk and staring loathingly at an empty bottle wondering why I feel this way when it should feel good.
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 03:12:26 AM »
Monster pink body stocking, 80's streetwalker eyeliner, and 14th choice Boobs ____ .com domain name.

Probably.  The fact that she looks a little awkward about selling herself makes me think there's still some as yet undiscovered way I could find to degrade her, but I'd probably change my mind halfway through.
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 03:20:55 AM »
Quote from: James Blunt on September 27, 2010, 03:09:19 AM
I beat down on a girl just like that and it killed me inside the next day, and still eats away at me. I get in deep thought and one time I thought about it from the other side of the sexual spectrum. If she was a guy and I was a girl, she'd be a fat, ugly, beer gut having, out of shape, disgusting dude. I'd be a hott female that just happened to fuck anything that night.

Just because I want to fuck something doesn't mean I should just fuck a cow thats manifested itself as a human. I can't do it anymore. It's like me being an alcoholic, drunk and staring loathingly at an empty bottle wondering why I feel this way when it should feel good.
And it's been said that I'm the one with morals, lol! Sometimes, we get that way. For instance, I think I will and would be a lonely man chasing only women with phat booty and big breasts....that the woman of my dreams has passed me by due to my infatuation with said types of women...then i think "naaah", and go back...Rat.Cheese.Trap.
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2010, 03:22:06 AM »
yes
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2010, 05:56:19 AM »
Oh yeah I would. I don't think she's fat at all.
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2010, 06:01:27 AM »
ugly bitch but yes
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2010, 06:27:27 AM »
No.
This would be a cardinal sin.
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2010, 06:29:08 AM »
she would probably look rough if she wasnt doing the very slimming "hands up and behing the head pose" and if she didnt have so much make up on


i mean, i would still fuck her
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 06:56:02 AM »
Quote from: ~UN_$ung~ on September 27, 2010, 06:29:08 AM
she would probably look rough if she wasnt doing the very slimming "hands up and behing the head pose" and if she didnt have so much make up on


i mean, i would still fuck her
Your Bi?
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 06:58:43 AM »
Quote from: James Blunt on September 27, 2010, 03:09:19 AM
I beat down on a girl just like that


Quote from: Tapeworm on September 27, 2010, 03:12:26 AM
The fact that she looks a little awkward about selling herself makes me think there's still some as yet undiscovered way I could find to degrade her

Classic getbig!!
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 07:07:37 AM »
Quote from: 240 is Back on September 27, 2010, 06:58:43 AM

Classic getbig!!

First Getbig turned me into a borderline schmoe.  Now they're eroding my standards.  I didn't have to turn out this way, you know.
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 07:31:22 AM »
yes but not all fat fucks have that good shape and thickness
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2010, 12:53:49 PM »
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2010, 02:07:06 PM »
Yes, why not?
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2010, 02:17:04 PM »
Quote from: Tapeworm on September 27, 2010, 03:12:26 AM
Monster pink body stocking, 80's streetwalker eyeliner, and 14th choice Boobs ____ .com domain name.

Probably.  The fact that she looks a little awkward about selling herself makes me think there's still some as yet undiscovered way I could find to degrade her, but I'd probably change my mind halfway through.

Don't forget the couch from Rent-A-Center (she is three payments late and continues to have to blow Tyrone, the store manager, for him to report that he can't find her so can't repo the couch yet)

She looks like a girl who, out of drunken curiosity, gave in to her stepfather's repeated advances, then told her mother, the school nurse, and the police.  Her mother and the nurse called her a slut and the police didn't believe her.  Her ill-fated search for validation has included unsuccessful ventures as a stripper (early afternoon shift), truck stop hooker (she made so little money that the IRS sent her a sympathy card), and substitute shop teacher.
No wonder she looks sad.

That being said, I would probably still hit it as long as I didn't have to take her out in public.
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2010, 02:34:23 PM »
Fuck yes...those who wouldn't are gay homosexuals.
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2010, 02:35:52 PM »
Yup, but no dinner date, straight to the motel room or in the back Ally
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2010, 02:38:07 PM »
Quote from: Nails on September 27, 2010, 02:35:52 PM
Yup, but no dinner date, straight to the motel room or in the back Ally

Fuck that I'll feed her and house for the night...She's not bad.  She's a overweight but has big titts, cute face and I'm sure a meaty ass....
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2010, 02:39:47 PM »
Quote from: Wiggs on September 27, 2010, 02:38:07 PM
Fuck that I'll feed her and house for the night...She's not bad.  She's a overweight but has big titts, cute face and I'm sure a meaty ass....

Before half of GetBig says it...and a hundred foot penis.

And before the other half says it....damn, that's ninety-nine feet longer than mine.
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Re: So would you hit this?
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2010, 02:41:10 PM »
I'd let someone else pay the maintenance, upkeep and cost of ownership, but I'd take it for a drive every now and then.

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Would you hit the one in White?
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2010, 03:13:21 PM »
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Re: Would you hit the one in White?
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2010, 03:14:41 PM »
even if she was a tranny (no homo bay)
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