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I tuned in to the webcast and watched for a whole 15 minutes this weekend, found the whole thing completely embarrassing, oiled up men dancing round to corny R&B love songs wearing a piece of Dental Floss while gyrating their hips for screaming schmoes.Afterwards I made sure to delete my web history in case anyone used my computer in future and saw I had watched that embarrassment.Surely there is a way to make it less...gay?

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #1 on: September 27, 2010, 07:14:28 AM »
I can't believe I missed it and now I have to wait a whole year.

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #2 on: September 27, 2010, 07:21:01 AM »
im very comfortable with my hetero-sexuality, and... shit someones comingyivuohipo[kp]l\]'
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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #3 on: September 27, 2010, 07:23:39 AM »
I tuned in to the webcast and watched for a whole 15 minutes this weekend, found the whole thing completely embarrassing, oiled up men dancing round to corny R&B love songs wearing a piece of Dental Floss while gyrating their hips for screaming schmoes.Afterwards I made sure to delete my web history in case anyone used my computer in future and saw I had watched that embarrassment.Surely there is a way to make it less...gay?

Sorry, no.  There isn't.  Showing off your muscled body to an audience of cheering men who pay for the chance to see your gyrations... is gay.

Congratulations!  You have been assimilated.  ;D

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #4 on: September 27, 2010, 07:29:45 AM »
I tuned in to the webcast and watched for a whole 15 minutes this weekend, found the whole thing completely embarrassing, oiled up men dancing round to corny R&B love songs wearing a piece of Dental Floss while gyrating their hips for screaming schmoes.Afterwards I made sure to delete my web history in case anyone used my computer in future and saw I had watched that embarrassment.Surely there is a way to make it less...gay?
Sorry, I enjoyed the Olympia and am  not so "paranoid - homophobic" that I worry about my sexuality.
Yes, I watched 90% of the web cast and still banged my wife.

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #5 on: September 27, 2010, 07:31:23 AM »
I tuned in to the webcast and watched for a whole 15 minutes this weekend, found the whole thing completely embarrassing, oiled up men dancing round to corny R&B love songs wearing a piece of Dental Floss while gyrating their hips for screaming schmoes.Afterwards I made sure to delete my web history in case anyone used my computer in future and saw I had watched that embarrassment.Surely there is a way to make it less...gay?

Not sure if it's Getbig or the fact that I no longer care who wins, but I didn't watch 90% of the web cast. I saw the first couple of call outs and the last 5 minutes on Saturday, in which they announced the top 6, but that was it. I used to watch the posing round back in the 90s for a few years, but haven't done so since.

Phil Heath's physique makes me feel like I used to in the 90s - makes me want to go to the gym and tear the weights up. But the contest itself has very little appeal - I'd rather just read the comments here and look at the pics to see who was in shape and who wasn't.

BTW, I thought this was going to be a thread about Bob Chick's 'Maestro' dress ;D

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #6 on: September 27, 2010, 07:32:27 AM »
What's the Olympia?

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #7 on: September 27, 2010, 07:36:03 AM »
the olympia is a fest for guys who pretend they are not gay.

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #8 on: September 27, 2010, 07:38:31 AM »
the olympia is a fest for guys who pretend they are not gay.
Just like Arnold and Sergio, etc  ::)
What makes some of you so damn homophobic?
Did your mom's force you to wear a dress when you were young boys or what? wtf? geeeesh :-\

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #9 on: September 27, 2010, 07:42:16 AM »
Just like Arnold and Sergio, etc  ::)
What makes some of you so damn homophobic?
Did your mom's force you to wear a dress when you were young boys or what? wtf? geeeesh :-\

Only repressed, closeted guys are homophobic.  ::)

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #10 on: September 27, 2010, 07:46:09 AM »
i went to one thongfest but felt pretty uneasy between these "guys" cheering for their hero, its a dirty sub culture.

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #11 on: September 27, 2010, 07:47:49 AM »
Didn't feel as homo as when I watched men in tights some time ago (superbowl)  :-X

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #12 on: September 27, 2010, 07:50:48 AM »
the olympia is a fest for guys who pretend they are not gay.

Ohhh. Well, too each their own I guess.

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #13 on: September 27, 2010, 07:51:26 AM »
I am secure in my sexuality and did not feel uncomfortable.

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #14 on: September 27, 2010, 07:53:02 AM »
i went to one thongfest but felt pretty uneasy between these "guys" cheering for their hero, its a dirty sub culture.
If you feel that way , fine that is your choice.
But you don't seem to be much of a BB fan then.

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #15 on: September 27, 2010, 07:57:03 AM »
Homoerotica while being straight is the best part of being a man. Dont worry though at the end of the day I come to one conclusion. :-*

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #16 on: September 27, 2010, 08:02:42 AM »
I tuned in to the webcast and watched for a whole 15 minutes this weekend, found the whole thing completely embarrassing, oiled up men dancing round to corny R&B love songs wearing a piece of Dental Floss while gyrating their hips for screaming schmoes.Afterwards I made sure to delete my web history in case anyone used my computer in future and saw I had watched that embarrassment.Surely there is a way to make it less...gay?

it's obvious that's what you tuned in far...homo.  this is what i remember from the weekend.


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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #17 on: September 27, 2010, 08:06:12 AM »
I tuned in to the webcast and watched for a whole 15 minutes this weekend, found the whole thing completely embarrassing, oiled up men dancing round to corny R&B love songs wearing a piece of Dental Floss while gyrating their hips for screaming schmoes.Afterwards I made sure to delete my web history in case anyone used my computer in future and saw I had watched that embarrassment.Surely there is a way to make it less...gay?

Here's a top tip for you, chap.

When watching a men in thongs pageant, I always keep Blinky's gallery of college chicks thread open in another window. That way when I'm just about to shoot my bolt, I switch over to the teen honeys and "hey presto" my heterosexuality remains intact.

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #18 on: September 27, 2010, 08:07:29 AM »
Haha funny thread yet so true. I dont think army of one is gay, that he's been "asimilated" actually it's exactly the oposite, it's perfectly healthy to feel gay while watching this crap, because ...

it is indeed gay.

If you feel gay watching it it actually means you re not gay.

Congrats you passed the test.

 You just grew up and figured what it's truly all about, seeing it for what it is.


Now you ll only come here like i and others do to laugh at these people and those who worship em.  :)

One more certified hetero on getbig!

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #19 on: September 27, 2010, 08:17:50 AM »
If you feel that way , fine that is your choice.
But you don't seem to be much of a BB fan then.

well i like to train so thats what i have with these guys in common. like to watch how they train and eat and stuff.
but watching a competition full of posing and the gay assed posing we see these days on popular mtv music is a bit too much for me.
i also find it childish and retarted to shout and cheer as a grown man in the audience (like if they shout hard enough to their hero his muscles suddenly begin to grow bigger at each pose!! ::)), in a real sport sportsmen can be influenced performance whise but with bbing? very strange.
but hey the same "guys" also buy an autographed picture of their muscle hero what is also an very strange phenomenon? im always curious how their wifes act when they come home with it. "is that thing going above our bed hun?"

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #20 on: September 27, 2010, 08:26:15 AM »
Not sure if it's Getbig or the fact that I no longer care who wins, but I didn't watch 90% of the web cast. I saw the first couple of call outs and the last 5 minutes on Saturday, in which they announced the top 6, but that was it. I used to watch the posing round back in the 90s for a few years, but haven't done so since.

Phil Heath's physique makes me feel like I used to in the 90s - makes me want to go to the gym and tear the weights up. But the contest itself has very little appeal - I'd rather just read the comments here and look at the pics to see who was in shape and who wasn't.

BTW, I thought this was going to be a thread about Bob Chick's 'Maestro' dress ;D

what's the uPdate on that pic, big guy. your back double bicep was pretty good.
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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #21 on: September 27, 2010, 08:31:54 AM »
Here's a top tip for you, chap.

When watching a men in thongs pageant, I always keep Blinky's gallery of college chicks thread open in another window. That way when I'm just about to shoot my bolt, I switch over to the teen honeys and "hey presto" my heterosexuality remains intact.
Ture story I just blew my load after my last post. It helps when i got a full collection of these.

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #22 on: September 27, 2010, 08:35:06 AM »
what's the uPdate on that pic, big guy. your back double bicep was pretty good.

What's up, bud? Long time no see 8)

Anyway, my BDB resembles Medford's now :'( ;D

Haha maybe not THAT bad, but I'm not in the shape I was in, 3 years ago - had to stop lifting after an injury and haven't got back into it yet. Maybe at the end of this year, if not early next year for sure. How is your training?

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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #23 on: September 27, 2010, 08:44:02 AM »
What's up, bud? Long time no see 8)

Anyway, my BDB resembles Medford's now :'( ;D

Haha maybe not THAT bad, but I'm not in the shape I was in, 3 years ago - had to stop lifting after an injury and haven't got back into it yet. Maybe at the end of this year, if not early next year for sure. How is your training?

oh ok, that's cool. you had a good amount of Mass back then....injury sucks.....I know the feeling, I had a left shoulder problem that's been bothering me since february and I couldn't bench past 245lbs. now it's feeling a bit better. I'm just taking it lightly untill it's all good.
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Re: So who else felt like a Homosexual watching the Thongfest this weekend?
« Reply #24 on: September 27, 2010, 10:25:45 AM »
Only repressed, closeted guys are homophobic.  ::)

1 in 5 of homo men who engage in anal sex with other men has AIDs. 50% of homo Black men (ie., "BayGBM") do not know they are carrying the virus.

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