Also, what particularly bothers you about them eating? Is it the pre-meal anticipation and the awkward waiting time, or is it the actual mastication?
Stop watching home improvement you lame fruit.
Anyhow Im either hungry tired, or horney. So I always told my ex, suck me off feed me and let me sleep bitch. Problem was she started eating to

No weight goes on a chick faster than
confort weight.