dear tubaplayer,
i was wondering since you insist on being such a prolific poster if you wouldn't mind giving us some background on how you got to the physical state you are currently in- i mean, you wouldn't think someone with array of knowledge would look the way you do.
in am very curious as to how you managed to slip into the current state of obesity that you so unashamedly display in all your saggy- titted glory- did you wake up one day and look in the mirror and say 'hey, i need to lose 100 pounds.'- how does shit like that happen? it's not like it crept up on you.
about your mental illness, and subsequent homeless stretch- do the two of these tie into your current state of elephantine proportion- ie, did you seek out food as a source of comfort in those trying times? if so, how could you afford to eat if you were homeless? i would imagine eating enough to get that fat would have taken quite a sum of money- how the fuck do you not afford housing then?
finally, do you seek out the comfort of women? i imagine you must be seen as quite a catch back in the day before you got your meds, rocking back and forth on a park bench, drooling, in the running shoes and 3 piece suit you found down at the salvation army. how do you approach them, and what do you do when the topic of your residence comes up?
her: where do you live?
you: behind the burger king.
her: you mean the apartment complex behind the burger king?
you: no, i mean behind the burger king.
just curious.