yes i hear chicks dig that twink look these days.
plus it comes in handy when buying clothes, as you don't have to pay adult prices.
not to mention cinema prices.
also your ability to always win hide and seek with your friends because you can hide behind lamp posts must be great.
Yes yes, all those things are better than to:
Having to buy square miles of fabric to cover yourself
Live life alone
Feel and look like a failure, people with strong will don't end up looking jabba the hut
Cinema prices, where you have to pay for two seats when you go there alone
Always losing hide and seek because there is nothing in nature that could hide you