resident guru claims 9% bodyfat -pics included

[Christian B]

you should be honoured i took the time to reply to you at all twink.

i very rarely reply to newbies, especially skinny homos like you.

I feel sorry for you- genuinely hope you will look good come feb.

[johnnynoname]

you should be honoured i took the time to reply to you at all twink.

i very rarely reply to newbies, especially skinny homos like you.

this is all funny because you have a shitty/no sex life

[Palpatine Q]

josh you fool, you 100% admitted you cannot diet and will die a fat guy with tits.

i own you.

move on.

this unhealthy obsession with me is getting even more creepy.

you are a loser, and while you would like to think people think you are not, facts are facts.

you have admitted defeat in life, every breath you take is just wasting oxygen till the day you die.

you have no soul, no passion, no commitment, no self confidence, no will power, no balls.

you are a failure, you will always be a failure.

don't worry though you are not alone. there are many fellow failures that like to buddy up together to try to take down the titan - fatpanda.

a fat tv delivery guy that abuses steroids and lies about it - like you he has a history of domestic violence and hard drug use.
a homosexual 120lb twink that  - like you loves nothing more than a glass of warm brandy and a long pink cigar to suck on.
a fat guy that bought a main order bride from china because he was to ugly to find a woman in the free market - like you he likes to work nothing but calves. he claims he looks great apart from being so ugly. he will never post a pic showing anything but his calves - also similar to you he possesses a face only a mail order bride would love.
a guy who has been abusing gear since he was a teen, pisses and cums pure blood, and smashes up coke machines in fits of roid rage, yet is too scared to post a pic.
i could talk about a lot of guys here that will never post a pic, but lets be honest there is not enough hours in the day to mention them all.

sweet dreams mutt !

WOOF

Says the fat virgin who lives in a 300 sq ft flat and works in a factory. when he's not posting here he reads fucking comic books at 35 years old....go outside into the light panda...there are other people there.

You might get lucky and meet a girl who likes you...maybe even make a friend or two. I'm sure there are other fat nerds who like the hulk in Scotland. You guys could form a club or something  

PS   when I was deliviering TV's you were living in the empty box i left on the sidewalk  

[Fatpanda]

Says the fat virgin who lives in a 300 sq ft flat and works in a factory. when he's not posting here he reads fucking comic books at 35 years old....go outside into the light panda...there are other people there.

You might get lucky and meet a girl who likes you...maybe even make a friend or two. I'm sure there are other fat nerds who like the hulk in Scotland. You guys could form a club or something  

PS   when I was deliviering TV's you were living in the empty box i left on the sidewalk  

the only thing you got right in that entire post was that i live in scotland, don't let that get in the way of a good story though.

i don't want you to get upset and let that temper of yours get out of control.............agai n.

[disturbia]

I feel sorry for you- genuinely hope you will look good come feb.

see dude
you tried to be nice and he called you a skinny homo or whatever it is
and we are supposed to care if he dies?

[Palpatine Q]

the only thing you got right in that entire post was that i live in scotland, don't let that get in the way of a good story though.

i don't want you to get upset and let that temper of yours get out of control.............agai n.

Speaking of fiction....when was the first time ??

I like this "violence" angle you're pushing  

[disturbia]

josh you fool, you 100% admitted you cannot diet and will die a fat guy with tits.

i own you.

yup, keep on believing that
you quit because people said you take steroids
you said you cant be in shape for February 1
you just keep piling up the excuses

oh ya I forgot, i cant diet, its oh so hard 

count the days fat man

I will lay massive dollars you dont post a thing February 1

[Christian B]

see dude
you tried to be nice and he called you a skinny homo or whatever it is
and we are supposed to care if he dies?

Well I want very few people dead, definitely not some fat guy just for calling me a homo twink
But I sure can see why you think he's an utter douche!

[disturbia]

the only part I hate myself about is:
I know for a fuking fact this fat clown has mental health issues and doesnt diet, train or anything. He posts like this and then sits there and laughs while eating kit kats. Its all a stupid gimmicky setup. Because in no human way shape or form could anyone be this delusional. IT JUST CANT BE POSSIBLE.

[johnnynoname]

how is it that I look the way I do yet some fat, pasty, homeless, nerdy virgin is a bigger douchebag than I am?

[dr.chimps]

the only part I hate myself about is:
I know for a fuking fact this fat clown has mental health issues and doesnt diet, train or anything. He posts like this and then sits there and laughs while eating kit kats. Its all a stupid gimmicky setup. Because in no human way shape or form could anyone be this delusional. IT JUST CANT BE POSSIBLE.

You need to believe, bro.  

[dr.chimps]

how is it that I look the way I do yet some fat, pasty, homeless, nerdy virgin is a bigger douchebag than I am?

You gotta dig deep. You gotta want it. You gotta give 110% BF.   

[Palpatine Q]

The internet is the only reason people like him exist. if this were real life and we were all somewhere shooting the shit...he would not be saying the things he does. If he did..we would all roll our eyes and endure the uncomfortable silences that happen every time he opens his mouth. and the next time we all hung out he would not be invited.....plain and simple

 But here he can just stay and be a giant asshole

[unracked]

It is now apparent to me why FP was a homeless bum. Probably picked up hep c and all kinds of other shit living on the streets. This attempt to lose weight is just a ploy for the attention he has never received, as bad as this attention is. What would these types do without the internet?

[wavelength]

he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB

[unracked]

he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB

Your insight is appreciated, TA.

[Deicide]

he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB

Irrelevant to body composition.

[wavelength]

Your insight is appreciated, TA.

thanks sev

[johnnynoname]

he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB

 he may be some Nutrition expert but i have 100 bucks saying that he doesn't know where the clitoris is



then again, i barely know where it is but that is because I only look for my pleasure when I have sex not because i'm some fat virgin like Panda Berardi

[dr.chimps]

he still knows more about nutrition than 99.9% of GB

Perhaps, wavy. Your esprit de corps is noted. But, that's a moot point when you look like him. And, when you add in his misanthropy, boorishness and general unlikeability, you're gonna find yourself in thin company championing him.    

[kiwiol]

how is it that I look the way I do yet some fat, pasty, homeless, nerdy virgin is a bigger douchebag than I am?

 

[Deicide]

Perhaps, wavy. Your esprit de corps is noted. But, that's a moot point when you look like him. And, when you add in his misanthropy, boorishness and general unlikeability, you're gonna find yourself in thin company championing him.    

Quand dr. singe le dit, c'est vraiement grave....

[wavelength]

he may be some Nutrition expert but i have 100 bucks saying that he doesn't know where the clitoris is

then again, i barely know where it is but that is because I only look for my pleasure when have sex not because i'm so fat virgin like Panda Berardi

I'm sure you know where it is Italian Stallion.

[johnnynoname]

Quand dr. singe le dit, c'est vraiement grave....

FUCK YOU

[dr.chimps]

Quand dr. singe le dit, c'est vraiement grave....

Oh, please. He's a total dick. How's that?