Flexfan, Equipoise is a roid for horses and other farm critters.
And a number of horse acts involve horses counting with their 'feet'.
So it was intended as a joke back then. Not too funny now, I guess!
Sarge, Can you be more specific about your arrest and the eventual outcome. And would you recommend your lawyer under today's circumstances.
The one individual I know who was proscuted (persecuted) was tossed about within the legal system until they drove him broke and unable to defend himself .... then they simply left him alone.
My humble opinion is that roid use is OK, but roid abuse is not. But neither should warrant a prison sentence.