you ever think that the guys who meet her at the booths at like the Olympia expo confuse her hospitality (cuz i've heard she is really nice) with flirtation?They walk away in their TapOut shirts with their friends saying "yo, she is totally into me- should i try and get her number?"
are you using the epic_alien account tonight or am I?
Absolutely. The type of dudes who think they really made that hooker cum and there was something "special" between them and that lapdancer.
or, when you go to a strip joint they are convinced that the girl who gave them a lapdance was "really into them"
"yeah, dude- you see how that stripper winked at me? she totally doesn't want my money and so wants to go home with me and have sex with me for free"
I hate guys like that...
guys like that are a level of "douchebag" that I could never attain
Even if you bang a stripper and she doesn't ask for cash it's still gonna cost you.
it will cost you cuz most/all strippers are insecure girls who don't shut the fuck up and brag about all the guys they fuck as a means to overcompensate for obvious father issues
Enough about you
I remember this fat dude who looked like Dom Delu...he thought this mocha stripper his all his...oh he found out the hard way...dude doesn't realize that moat strippers are "community property".
....and then they want to "role play" (on AIM) the scenario where they meet the people who run the "Miss Canada" pageant at a hotel room and you do this for like 2 hours and it is boring as shit and you're like "jesus- i know she is hot but this is fucking ridiculous"well played
It's all fun and games till they start with "my phone is about to get shut off,I'm behind in my car payment,will you marry me so I can stay in the US"then it's time to push the eject button.
hahah My personal favorite right there!
i see your point but who's the idiot who "gets involved" with a stripper or any girl for that matter...it's all about fake names and fake phone numbers, son
Gotta go with what works
Tranlation: currently dating/supporting Chastity....
It's Chaz now...