Author Topic: Coyotes- the best animal!!!! (Read 5980 times)

JOHN MATRIX · « **on:** October 05, 2010, 01:03:18 PM »

i have a new favorite animal. these wonderful woodland creatures have been leading the charge against lap dogs/yip-dogs, stray cats, and small nucience pets in general. they have easily scared yuppie pet owners shaking in their boots at night fearing for the lives of their little accessory designer 'dogs' all over california, arizona, new mexico and texas haha.

it has already come to light that these brave heros were in fact responsible for the demise of yip dogs owned by both paris hilton and kelly osbourne!! certainly a feat deserving of the Iron Cross, should these heros ever choose to reveal themselves.

http://digg.com/news/entertainment/Coyotes_eat_Paris_Hilton_s_dogs

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/5783987/Ozzy-Osbournes-pet-dog-eaten-by-coyote.html

The Showstoppa · « **Reply #1 on:** October 05, 2010, 01:05:13 PM »

.......used to shoot them for ranchers in Colorado.....

This guy laughs at your coyote....

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #2 on:** October 05, 2010, 01:09:38 PM »

sadly, there have been heavy casualties in the valiant struggle against the yip-dog menace

dr.chimps · « **Reply #3 on:** October 05, 2010, 01:09:47 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on October 05, 2010, 01:03:18 PM

i have a new favorite animal. these wonderful woodland creatures have been leading the charge against lap dogs/yip-dogs, stray cats, and small nucience pets in general. they have easily scared yuppie pet owners shaking in their boots at night fearing for the lives of their little accessory designer 'dogs' all over california, arizona, new mexico and texas haha.

it has already come to light that these brave heros were in fact responsible for the demise of yip dogs owned by both paris hilton and kelly osbourne!! certainly a feat deserving of the Iron Cross, should these heros ever choose to reveal themselves.

http://digg.com/news/entertainment/Coyotes_eat_Paris_Hilton_s_dogs

They're now roaming around inside my town. Couple of times I've been in the outfield and have seen them scurrying along behind the fence. Unmistakable in look and movement; definitely not canine. We've also got fishers, but I've not seen one of those.

benchmstr · « **Reply #4 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:02:43 PM »

Doug_Steele · « **Reply #5 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:06:33 PM »

dr.chimps · « **Reply #6 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:08:04 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on October 05, 2010, 02:06:33 PM

Now, that's a fierce animal. Wowsers.

Purple Aki · « **Reply #7 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:11:13 PM »

Quote from: Doug_Steele on October 05, 2010, 02:06:33 PM

The Honey Badger laughs at your wolverine.

UGMT · « **Reply #8 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:13:14 PM »

Hyena FTW

benchmstr · « **Reply #9 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:15:40 PM »

bench

benchmstr · « **Reply #10 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:21:43 PM »

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #11 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:24:59 PM »

this isnt about which animal is 'tougher'

, its about the heroic efforts of America's coyotes in their struggle against the yip-dog menace.

Wiggs · « **Reply #12 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:25:06 PM »

You're the kind of guy that would wear one of those eighies Coyote t-shirts huh?...lol

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #13 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:30:40 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on October 05, 2010, 02:21:43 PM

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there will be reprisals for this atrocity. tonight the coyote partisans will slaughter an entire family of rat terriers just to show an example.

benchmstr · « **Reply #14 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:33:42 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on October 05, 2010, 02:30:40 PM

there will be reprisals for this atrocity. tonight the coyote partisans will slaughter an entire family of rat terriers just to show an example.

phyxsius · « **Reply #15 on:** October 05, 2010, 02:46:05 PM »

they are fu cking well prepared

ironneck · « **Reply #16 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:31:02 PM »

haha the honey badger is fucking tight haha

wes · « **Reply #17 on:** October 05, 2010, 03:49:35 PM »

Tons of coyotes up here where I live,I hear them all night long.

Children of the night........what beautiful music they make.

noworries · « **Reply #18 on:** October 05, 2010, 04:46:00 PM »

My daughter and her mom had a nice piece of property with a custom home built on it. They had 9 dogs. One was a English Mastiff named Meathead who weighed 200+ pounds. It is the biggest I have ever seen in person. Anyway, one night he had a feast. The next morning 3 coyotes were half eaten. He had a great midnight snack.

Parker · « **Reply #19 on:** October 05, 2010, 04:52:40 PM »

Quote from: Purple Aki on October 05, 2010, 02:11:13 PM

The Honey Badger laughs at your wolverine.

The wolverine is bigger than the Honey Badger, although they do reside in the same niche...as do most mustelidae.

Mobil · « **Reply #20 on:** October 05, 2010, 06:41:20 PM »

Master Blaster · « **Reply #21 on:** October 05, 2010, 07:08:52 PM »

so who wins?

Parker · « **Reply #22 on:** October 05, 2010, 07:10:33 PM »

Quote from: noworries on October 05, 2010, 04:46:00 PM

My daughter and her mom had a nice piece of property with a custom home built on it. They had 9 dogs. One was a English Mastiff named Meathead who weighed 200+ pounds. It is the biggest I have ever seen in person. Anyway, one night he had a feast. The next morning 3 coyotes were half eaten. He had a great midnight snack.

Its a dog eat dog world, out there (cannibalism, no?)

pluck · « **Reply #23 on:** October 05, 2010, 07:13:55 PM »

Quote from: benchmstr on October 05, 2010, 02:33:42 PM

What caliber is that? What do you use for bait?
My buddy keeps promising to take me on his farm but falls through for b.s. Reasons.

benchmstr · « **Reply #24 on:** October 05, 2010, 07:27:14 PM »

Quote from: pluck on October 05, 2010, 07:13:55 PM

What caliber is that? What do you use for bait?
My buddy keeps promising to take me on his farm but falls through for b.s. Reasons.

7wsm
308
bait=nothing.......

bench