Stories why its great to be big

[The Showstoppa]

look at this image guys haha

photoshop a computer for the keyboard and that is 240 posting about 9/11.....

[Hulkotron]

because you're sporting a hat shaped like a penis which has "I will suck all the dicks at this expo given the chance" written in marker?

Are you sure he wouldn't go to the effort to have that slogan embroidered MBP?

[Tito24]

bullshit 240s arms are nowhere as big.

[The Showstoppa]

bullshit 240s arms are nowhere as big.

 

[Lundgren]

Why its great to be a "twink":

More legspace on airplanes
Endless options of s-medium shirts
Nobody asks you for training advice

 

or what?

You forgot not "believing" your special because some attention whoring sluts wink back at you.

[geneticmarvel]

I was at the club
See this dude and his woman eyeballin' me
She starts feelin up my pecs
I said to the dude "notice your girlfriends touchin' me not you!!"
He said "I'm taking her home tonight"
I said "She'll be thinkin' bout me, yeah thinkin' bout me!!"
She continued eying me down as I stormed off.
True f@&king story

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

because you're sporting a hat shaped like a penis which has "I will suck all the dicks at this expo given the chance" written in marker?

  I was not using you mom's hat.
  She told me that was your favorite hat when you're a kid.

[Rami]

Walk to my local petstore to get cat food.
Twink with Top10 Girlfriend comes out
The polite person I am I step aside for the girl and her twink
She give me a smile and I give her a wink
He gives me an angry look and says: Don't do that again
Me I just say: Okay, chuckled and walk away.
Girl says to her twink Sometimes you behave like a real dick

I didn't wake up
true story

Back to you guys.

You just said "ok"  and walked away?

I wish I could be like that myself...    I would have gotten into a whole unnecessary argument. The older I get the more crazy I been getting, unfortunately.

[Agnostic007]

I've been to Ohio "Arnold Classic" more than 3 times.

 Myself some of the Gracie's and other fighters, we get our rooms at the Red Roof.

 Every time i see a fighter or one of the Gracie's walking inside the expo. all the big guys "including some of the pros" get out the way. it makes me wonder why?

 

 

My guess would be the piss stains on your pants.. but I wasn't there

[JOHN MATRIX]

where are these kind of girls in real life and why cant i find any of them when i go out to the bars.

[Croatch]

Walk to my local petstore to get cat food.
Twink with Top10 Girlfriend comes out
The polite person I am I step aside for the girl and her twink
She give me a smile and I give her a wink
He gives me an angry look and says: Don't do that again
Me I just say: Okay, chuckled and walk away.
Girl says to her twink Sometimes you behave like a real dick

I didn't wake up
true story

Back to you guys.

I would have replied, "Do what, make your girl smile at me?"
Unless he was real large, in which case I would have replied, "Yes sir."

[Evo]

Winking at another man's girl is not cool...

Why the fuck not?  If I see a fit bird whilst out and about I will blatantly check her out, smile and sometimes speak whether she is with her guy or not.  If she is with her guy, her reaction to the initial 'move' will tell you a lot about their relationship.......

And what is he going to do?

[Rearden Metal]

Here is why I think it's not so great sometimes to look "big".

I have some of the highest scores in my classes at school but every fucking time I have to do a team work, people brainstorms and they don't seem to give a shit about my idea, even if I fucking pwn them in every exams

I hate team works, the other students all over-analyse everything, while I just keep everything basic

Start putting your peers to the test by using questions.

"Jeff, what do you suppose would happen if blah blah blah?"

Jeff makes a reply

"That's interesting, but if that's true, then blah blah blah (shit on his hypothesis nicely with a smile)"

This is the True Adonis school of pwning people. It doesn't make friends but it's shockingly effective.

[Army of One]

where are these kind of girls in real life and why cant i find any of them when i go out to the bars.

[Ursus]

People assume I am tougher than I am and give me unwarranted 'respect' when I work on the doors

[nzmusclemonster]

People assume I am tougher than I am and give me unwarranted 'respect' when I work on the doors

I'd spit in your face and hold you down while a twink tears you ass up for 4 hours.

[Ursus]

You would probaly ask "how you get those things sticking out from your neck so big" and ask what type of weight gainer I take as you can't break the magical 200lb mark.

Lets not get ahead of ourselves.

[Army of One]

I once lifted a 500 pound stone down my street while throwing off 20 swat team members, they proceeded to drop the charges and asked me for training advice.

[Agnostic007]

I'd spit in your face and hold you down while a twink tears you ass up for 4 hours.

4 hours seems a long time..

[Army of One]

I'd spit in your face and hold you down while a twink tears you ass up for 4 hours.

Id watch it, those down syndrome afflicted are known to be horny 24/7.

[GRACIE JIU-JITSU]

My guess would be the piss stains on your pants.. but I wasn't there

 Your sister squirt on me.

 So you're saying that everybody was staring at my crouch?
 
 Lol. another prove that they are  bunch of homos. thanks.

 lmfao.

 Ps. I like your tattoo, is that you and your b/f?

[Tito24]

I'm a bodybuilders bodybuilder.

[Agnostic007]

Your sister squirt on me.

 So you're saying that everybody was staring at my crouch?
 
 Lol. another prove that they are  bunch of homos. thanks.

 lmfao.

 Ps. I like your tattoo, is that you and your b/f?

Damn.. I was really looking forward to an awesome comeback... 

[tommywishbone]

No you can't your a red faced ballot armed panties. Hope this helps.

WTF are you trying to say?

[JOHN MATRIX]

I once lifted a 500 pound stone down my street while throwing off 20 swat team members, they proceeded to drop the charges and asked me for training advice.

LOL