I'm going back to school in January but this is a little different...I'm going to my hometown college UNLV...(They suck cock in football I know

)
I've been there a couple times touring the place but what will college be like? I have a Bachelor's Degree (getting a second one this time in nutrition...lol) already but I got it while I was in the military and the way that works is the school you attend sends professors to the base and there are classrooms on base and they teach there especially overseas.
I've never actually got a chance to party and do all the stupid things college kids do cause I was doing the military thing...No sports nothing...Now I'm much too old now being 31 and all I don't want to hang out with a bunch of 19 year old punks and I've had more than my fair share of fun banging broads literally everywhere I went while getting paid by uncle sam

What can I expect at a real University? Cue all the funny one liners and jokes on the way...
