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« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2010, 06:44:35 PM » |
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Haha yes I do a lot of the time. Not in work etc obviously.
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« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2010, 06:45:20 PM » |
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No need to shower if you finish the last few wipes with wet wipes
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« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2010, 06:47:09 PM » |
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What if you are at work?
I drive home, I live <10 mins from work. |
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« Reply #53 on: October 13, 2010, 06:48:07 PM » |
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No need to shower if you finish the last few wipes with wet wipes
Only do that if I'm traveling. Nothing gets you as clean as a shower tho. |
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« Reply #54 on: October 13, 2010, 06:55:56 PM » |
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TRUE STORY. At work we have this Indian fellow who takes a massive dump everyday around noon and gets completely naked to do so. We have 4 toilet stalls in our men's room, three of which are standard toilet partitions followed by a handicap (huge) stall. Looks sorta like this:  Anyway, every single day around noon, without fail, you can walk into the men's room and find this man taking a massive dump in the handicap stall. How we know he is naked is that we can see his raw feet and bare legs exposed as he takes his dump from under the wall partition. The man stretches out completely over the toilet and practically flattens out while taking a shit. What's worse is that he has hairy feet/toes so it's a horrible sight. No one has ever mentioned it to him, we all just figured it was common practice in parts of India. Thoughts? " 1" |
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« Reply #55 on: October 13, 2010, 06:57:38 PM » |
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I go topless lol
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« Reply #56 on: October 13, 2010, 07:00:21 PM » |
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Worst thing in having to take a dump after you take a shower.
That is so damn aggravating its not funny.
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« Reply #57 on: October 13, 2010, 07:02:39 PM » |
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SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CLEAN YOUR ASS IN THE SHOWER? DO YOU SMELL YOUR HANDS? I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN YOUR HOLE IN THE SHOWER.....
Who doesnt?If you dont ever clean it in the shower then how do you ever clean it  |
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« Reply #58 on: October 13, 2010, 07:03:48 PM » |
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Who doesnt?If you dont ever clean it in the shower then how do you ever clean it My friend swears by baby wipes. |
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« Reply #59 on: October 13, 2010, 07:06:31 PM » |
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Poo particles stuck to your shirt? Are those mud monkeys flying around in your can?
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« Reply #60 on: October 13, 2010, 07:08:07 PM » |
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My friend swears by baby wipes.
So does Count Pakela, aka toxicavenger, proteinfarts |
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« Reply #61 on: October 13, 2010, 07:11:16 PM » |
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I prefer to shit wearing a wetsuit.
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« Reply #62 on: October 13, 2010, 07:13:28 PM » |
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I prefer to shit wearing a wetsuit.
You have to take the shirt off also because sometimes you have those spray shits and water shoots up. |
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« Reply #63 on: October 13, 2010, 07:31:48 PM » |
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You have to take the shirt off also because sometimes you have those spray shits and water shoots up.
You better cut down on the liquid protein...  |
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« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2010, 01:24:45 AM » |
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I leave dumps, I don't take them.
About 2 months ago, I accidentally left a log on the toilet seat. I have no idea how it happened. My gf pointed it out, so I blamed it on the dog.
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« Reply #65 on: October 14, 2010, 01:28:24 AM » |
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I don't know why, but I take THE BIGGEST shits whenever I'm in America. I remember once in New York after eating nothing but cheeseburgers and subway for two days.... the thing that came out of me deserves a national geographic documentary of its own!!
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« Reply #66 on: October 14, 2010, 02:03:44 AM » |
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Just took huge one and I hadnt shit in 1.8 days since my hemroid hurts so I am not blasting out as much as I could
was all green and huge and evil looking
msut be from snappel I am drinkin at work
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« Reply #67 on: October 14, 2010, 02:35:00 AM » |
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Dunno about shitter dress but i know i like to wail like a banshee whilst taking a satisfying turd.
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« Reply #68 on: October 14, 2010, 02:48:14 AM » |
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Yes, it's easier to smear it all over my chest that way.
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« Reply #69 on: October 14, 2010, 04:10:46 AM » |
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Yet another thread about the crap!  |
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