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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #50 on: October 13, 2010, 06:57:38 PM »
I go topless   lol
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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #51 on: October 13, 2010, 07:00:21 PM »
Worst thing in having to take a dump after you take a shower. 

That is so damn aggravating its not funny. 

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #52 on: October 13, 2010, 07:02:39 PM »
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU CLEAN YOUR ASS IN THE SHOWER? DO YOU SMELL YOUR HANDS? I DIDNT KNOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN YOUR HOLE IN THE SHOWER.....

Who doesnt?If you dont ever clean it in the shower then how do you ever clean it  ???

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #53 on: October 13, 2010, 07:03:48 PM »
Who doesnt?If you dont ever clean it in the shower then how do you ever clean it  ???

My friend swears by baby wipes. 

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #54 on: October 13, 2010, 07:06:31 PM »
Poo particles stuck to your shirt? Are those mud monkeys flying around in your can?

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #55 on: October 13, 2010, 07:08:07 PM »
My friend swears by baby wipes. 

So does Count Pakela, aka toxicavenger, proteinfarts

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #56 on: October 13, 2010, 07:11:16 PM »
I prefer to shit wearing a wetsuit.

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #57 on: October 13, 2010, 07:13:28 PM »
I prefer to shit wearing a wetsuit.

You have to take the shirt off also because sometimes you have those spray shits and water shoots up. 

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #58 on: October 13, 2010, 07:31:48 PM »
You have to take the shirt off also because sometimes you have those spray shits and water shoots up. 

You better cut down on the liquid protein... ;D

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #59 on: October 14, 2010, 01:24:45 AM »
I leave dumps, I don't take them.

About 2 months ago, I accidentally left a log on the toilet seat.  I have no idea how it happened.  My gf pointed it out, so I blamed it on the dog.

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #60 on: October 14, 2010, 01:28:24 AM »
I don't know why, but I take THE BIGGEST shits whenever I'm in America. I remember once in New York after eating nothing but cheeseburgers and subway for two days.... the thing that came out of me deserves a national geographic documentary of its own!!
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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #61 on: October 14, 2010, 02:03:44 AM »
Just took huge one and I hadnt shit in 1.8 days since my hemroid hurts so I am not blasting out as much as I could

was all green and huge and evil looking

msut be from snappel I am drinkin at work


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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #62 on: October 14, 2010, 02:35:00 AM »
Dunno about shitter dress but i know i like to wail like a banshee whilst taking a satisfying turd.

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #63 on: October 14, 2010, 02:48:14 AM »
Yes, it's easier to smear it all over my chest that way.

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #64 on: October 14, 2010, 04:10:46 AM »
Yet another thread about the crap!  :(

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Re: Do you take your shirt off when you take a dump?
« Reply #65 on: October 14, 2010, 08:47:27 AM »
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