Author Topic: Is it must me or are these Chile miners just a bit too.... (Read 6590 times)

Nails · « **on:** October 13, 2010, 09:29:34 AM »

FUken clean and healthy looking to have been trapped in a pitch dark mine room for 69 days

i mean did they send in a barber down the hole before they pulled them out?

Where they trapped in the mines shower room

Nails · « **Reply #1 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:01:07 AM »

and some lava soap to shower with

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #2 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:05:04 AM »

Imagine the disgusting shit that would have went on down there if it were 33 muscle bears trapped a mile down in the earth for months at a time.

The Abdominal Snoman · « **Reply #3 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:08:00 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on October 13, 2010, 10:05:04 AM

Imagine the disgusting shit that would have went on down there if it were 33 muscle bears trapped a mile down in the earth for months at a time.

The fact that there were "33" miners trapped shows that there was more than likely some sort of Illuminati reptilian dig going on down there. 33 my ass $:-\$

paradoxno1 · « **Reply #4 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:21:25 AM »

One of those Chilean miners is well pissed off - he forgot to clock in!

MB · « **Reply #5 on:** October 13, 2010, 10:56:11 AM »

I was thinking the same thing this morning, these guys look a little too clean shaved. After two months in a mine, wouldn't you have a full grown beard and look filthy?

jwb · « **Reply #6 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:02:38 AM »

Quote from: MB on October 13, 2010, 10:56:11 AM

I was thinking the same thing this morning, these guys look a little too clean shaved. After two months in a mine, wouldn't you have a full grown beard and look filthy?

They've been sending down supplies since day 17. Before that they were in rough shape.

medz zeppelin · « **Reply #7 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:19:30 AM »

Quote from: The Abdominal Snoman on October 13, 2010, 10:05:04 AM

Imagine the disgusting shit that would have went on down there if it were 33 muscle bears trapped a mile down in the earth for months at a time.

1 out of 10 people are gay.......umm you know what taht means......dontcha?

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #8 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:26:18 AM »

someone photoshop a Corona into the hands of one of the guys coming out

Nails · « **Reply #9 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:27:14 AM »

I usually cant go a week without rubbing one out, HOW many of you getbiggers would not have a problem tugging it in a small room with 33 other dudes ? i think i would cut my pockets off my pants and play pocket pool, but just pulling your penis out in front of sausage fest makes you gay

kiwiol · « **Reply #10 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:31:58 AM »

Quote from: Xerxes on October 13, 2010, 09:53:34 AM

Maybe they sent down a pack of razors along with the food

Onlyme got Gillette to send down some razors, cause he once had tea & crumpets with the Queen of England and the Chilean ambassador to England.

titusisback · « **Reply #11 on:** October 13, 2010, 11:32:18 AM »

Damn metro homos. They DO look suspiciously good!

Tapeworm · « **Reply #12 on:** October 13, 2010, 04:29:51 PM »

This whole thing is fishy. You don't mine chilis.

MB · « **Reply #13 on:** October 13, 2010, 04:43:12 PM »

Quote from: Xerxes on October 13, 2010, 11:03:07 AM

Lol funny that about the guy whose wife and mistress are waiting for him, all the way alpha

I bet his wife was bitching at him within 10 5 minutes of getting out of the mine.

Andy Griffin · « **Reply #14 on:** October 13, 2010, 04:49:46 PM »

Quote from: Tapeworm on October 13, 2010, 04:29:51 PM

This whole thing is fishy. You don't mine chilis.

The whole thing is a big marketing hoax. I want my baby back, baby back, baby back...

MP · « **Reply #15 on:** October 13, 2010, 05:58:32 PM »

The last one just came out alive.

Pretty cool story for a change in this messed up world.

FREAKgeek · « **Reply #16 on:** October 13, 2010, 06:01:17 PM »

They are all expected to be back at work tomorrow.

HTexan · « **Reply #17 on:** October 13, 2010, 06:51:03 PM »

Quote from: Xerxes on October 13, 2010, 09:53:34 AM

Maybe they sent down a pack of razors along with the food

X2 look better for tv. I bet they were funky tho

newmom · « **Reply #18 on:** October 13, 2010, 06:53:59 PM »

Heard on the news radio this am, one of the miners was running 6 plus miles a day down there with his IPOD. 2k a day diet. It was to make sure they would fit into the capsle when it was rescue time.

kiwiol · « **Reply #19 on:** October 13, 2010, 07:03:38 PM »

Quote from: newmom on October 13, 2010, 06:53:59 PM

Heard on the news radio this am, one of the miners was running 6 plus miles a day down there with his IPOD. 2k a day diet. It was to make sure they would fit into the capsle when it was rescue time.

What a retard

He should've been eating chunky Kit Kats instead - fastest way to weight loss

kiwiol · « **Reply #20 on:** October 13, 2010, 07:13:34 PM »

Just read this - Xerxes will appreciate it

What do Josef Fritzel & Chile have in common? Neither of them have miners underground anymore.

WillGrant · « **Reply #21 on:** October 13, 2010, 07:15:52 PM »

Quote from: kiwiol on October 13, 2010, 07:13:34 PM

Just read this - Xerxes will appreciate it

What do Josef Fritzel & Chile have in common? Neither of them have miners underground anymore.

hahahaha - Fritzel for Father of the Year.

Wiggs · « **Reply #22 on:** October 13, 2010, 07:24:54 PM »

I'm happy they're all safe.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #23 on:** October 13, 2010, 07:39:27 PM »

Quote from: FREAKgeek on October 13, 2010, 06:01:17 PM

They are all expected to be back at work tomorrow.

HAHAHAHAA

#1 Klaus fan · « **Reply #24 on:** October 13, 2010, 07:43:07 PM »

Quote from: FREAKgeek on October 13, 2010, 06:01:17 PM

They are all expected to be back at work tomorrow.

Every day under there, not working counts as a holiday.