Masturbate first, that way you dont find yourself in the gym thinking about jerking off..
crack some off then go to the gym without washing your hands
why would you be thinking about jerking off in the gym? thats the last thing on my mind with a bunch of grunting men around me.
I masturbate while I shit. Anyone else?
When do you check your spelling?
Saturating
When Grandpa was in Guadalcanal, the only toilets were shovels and a hole in the ground. He told us that only strengthened his dignity, not the opposite.
explains your anal natureno homo
Grandpa did have an eye for detail. He used to whittle a bit and he used to make these interesting looking knobs and then stain them with shellac. The biggest one looked kind of like a wooden banana and had the words Billy wood burned on the side. Pretty neat stuff.
no homo
