i just whacked off to a
really unattractive chunky blond girl i passed in WALMART
she was a solid 4, on prom night......she might or might not have been pregnant
i prefer to masturbate to extremely mediocre chicks, rather then fuck my rotten girlfriend
she was sleeping on the other end of the couch when i just tugged it
but i wasnt worried that she would wake up and see me
cause like a clock, she predictably goes to bed at 9:00/9:30.............he he

..........even on Saturday night..............i represent a life gone awry, this might be it for me.