lol that's "Captain Delusion". His only weaknesses are reality, gyms, and vegetables. With his signature phrase "hhahahahaahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahaahahah" he will fight such evil as diet, a proper training program and empathy towards others. Able to meltdown with a single post, Capt. Delusion gains his powers from the cocoa bean, but can he thwart his arch enemies, Type II diabetes and heart disease? In his fortress of solitude, armed with only a keyboard, a 58 inch waist, a second hand Sears weight set, and a mini fridge full of soda and candy, Capt. Delusion fights these evils 22 hours a day on his computer and can not be stopped.
